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miss you holly if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what kind of bike if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Finally, some sense is being discussed in the area of education. Now that school kids are starting to off each other like it's the national pastime one lawmaker has stood up and proposed an idea that we have all probably been thinking about anyway...arming teachers with guns. Wisconsin state representative Frank Lasee wants to make it legal for teachers and other staff to carry guns. The Republican realizes his proposal is extreme. But, he says it's a concept that has worked well in other countries, like Israel and Thailand, so why not Wisconsin? Why not indeed? "When you can make someone think twice about doing some- thing like that or be very concerned about 'Gee, I don't know what classroom is going to have someone who's armed and who may return fire' I think that's a good thing," says Lasee. I'd like to see some little punk waltz into a classroom and start waving around his daddy's service revolver when he knows Ms. Crabapple is packing a .357 caliber stainless steel Smith & Wesson in her girdle. And imagine what it would do for attendance, tardiness and grade point averages. Sure, to start out with you're going to have a lot of flesh wounds, maybe a few limbs blown off, do you know how hard it is to graze an eight-year-old arm with a large caliber round? But pretty soon the little bastards would start to get the idea. And think of the benefits! Teachers could deliver lines like, "Go ahead, do your homework." while staring down the barrel of a .45 semi-automatic. How cool would that be? So my recommendation is to write a letter immediately to your congressman or woman and demand that teachers be given the right to carry concealed weapons in the class- room. And in the meantime you can start by beating your little ankle-biters regularly. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

count me in too. I love working weekends. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

"I'll see ya when I am looking at ya" BS forever holly if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

So anyway, I read that Japan is passing legislation to out- law the sale of previously worn panties. My question is, how big of an industry does this have to be before the government sits up and says, "Hey, the rest of the world thinks we're a bunch of sick fucks over here. We've got to do something about this." Those sickos. So as not to discuss something from an uninformed viewpoint, I went online and did a little research into the slightly damp and musky world of worn panty sales. To my surprise I didn't have to dig very far. In fact, one of the first pages to pop up was a professionally designed, apparently successful site that featured mostly American girls, who, somewhat disturbingly, refer to themselves as panty sellers. I don't know what kind of weird shit the Japs are buying, but the "products" I found on this site were on the other side of disturbing. Panties, okay, I can appreciate that just for the kink value, but if you're willing to cough up the coinage you can be the proud owner of... * Panties This is the flagship product. The classics never die. It's simple, elegant and slightly crusty where it counts. Of course, they're guaranteed to be worn for 24 hours. Yours for the low, low price of only $19.99! * Well Worn Panties Two days are better than one. Plus, the panty seller will wear them to the gym under her workout clothes. These are bordering on offensive, folks, well worth the $23! * Pee Pee Panties If sex is synonymous with incontinence in your dictionary, then you have to have these aromatic beauties. Worn for a full 24 hours, and then, when she can't hold it any longer, your sexpot will relieve herself without bothering to take them off. $25 * Worn Bra For the more pedestrian collector, the worn brassiere provides a delicate flavor of feminism. A mere $30! * FEATURED FETISH... Worn Socks! Folks, no description I could write will match your own fevered imaginations. You can enjoy the bouquet of those little pink toes curled up in their socks for 1 day $12, 2 Days $18, or 3 Days $24. * NEW! Week Old Bed Sheets I swear to God this is the original ad copy... "I'll sleep on it for one whole week! When you get it in the mail you can cuddle up in it at night and smell my scent! Only $40 and well worth it!" Yeah, but what if you're seller is some redneck who smells like cowshit? * Chewed Up Brownie There's really no excuse for this. I'm not sure who should be medically sterilized here, the soulless whore who will do absolutely anything for a profit or the sexual mutant who's brainless enough to spend $20 on pre-masticated baked goods. As a final note, I don't want any of you weirdoes asking me on what web page I found this shit. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

good photoshop? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Did the toe sucking get out of control and turn ugly? when toe sucking goes bad. It sounds like one of those police chase shows if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

once you see it you can't unsee it if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

The shop forman ended up cleaning it. Man they just don't pay enough for that if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Here I am at work just waiting for 6pm to come so that I can go home. Well this couple comes in to pick-up their car. But wait; first kind sir has to use the facilities. Well the restroom is located just behind that door sir. 30 fucking minutes later Sir decides to join us from the restroom. Of course his perfume has already been escaping the facilities. Now wait Miss also has the sudden urge. Well right this way and here is your gas mask madam. Well miss did not take as long but as she emerges from the stink um I mean the restroom; she loudly announces that the toilet had overflow but she couldn’t help it and had to go anyways. Did you get that? Sir overflowed the toilet and miss went ahead and did her business anyways. While standing in sirs piss and shit water. WHILE STANDING IN SIRS PISS AND SHIT WATER. To top it off she also put her purse on the floor while she did her business. The thing dripped all the way out the door. WTF is wrong with them. I am so revolted right now. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

best laugh I have had all day if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Your place sounds just like mine. We could be working for the same people if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ya I have. The shit hole um I mean the place that I work just got a new paint job on the outside of the building. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Walt, I have to say that you are the funniest person I have never had the pleasure of never meeting, but if we were to meet I defiantly owe you a beer or 2. Thank you for all of the laughs. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?