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    Madera Parachute Center, Ca.
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  1. We were camping out in the desert a few years ago, had a skydive sticker on our truck, this guys rides his dirt bike right up into the middle of our camp, takes off his helmet and yelled “Who skydives here”? My husband told him “That would be my wife” so we got to talking, ended up hanging out for the rest of the day, his girlfriend jumped in the truck with me, my husband jumped on her quad and we went and played in the desert… was fun.
  2. Two of my dogs were rescued and one I bought at a pet store. I also have two cats that were dumped out in the country near where I live.
  3. Dam that was funny......I'd have to say one of my favorite episodes.
  4. Yeah, I plan on getting back into it. I just need to pull my head outta my ass and my gear outta my closet.
  5. Oh, that's just sick....even perverted! Oh no, the really sick thing is that I had just gotten all new skydiving gear right before my car accident. Stashed away in my closet I have a brand spanking new Infinity, a brand new Sabre 2 150, a brand new Bev Suit, a brand new Bonehead Mamba and of course I can't forget the new weight belt and Altimeter. Now....that is pure sickness.
  6. I injured my back a few years ago and had to quit jumping for awhile, in the mean time I had bought a new house and it seems like all I have on my mind is painting, landscaping and decorating. I knew I was in trouble the first time I got more excited about an issue of Better Homes and Gardens that an issue of Skydiving Magazine.
  7. Don Kirshners Rock Concert Football players in beer commercials
  8. I was at the NASCAR race at Infineon Raceway in Sonoma Ca yesterday, four jumpers exited a helicopter and landed in the infield. I was totally blown away by the response from the crowd. I was sitting in the main grand stands behind pit row and I'm telling ya there was not one person in the grandstands who wasn't standing, looking to the sky cheering, clapping and whistling. Right on Redbull guys, Good Job!!!
  9. I heard on the news this morning that they want to abolish spanking and parents who are caught spanking could face up to a year in jail. So, they are going to tell you that you can’t spank your kids, but when they are out of control teenagers, who do you think is going to be responsible for any trouble they get into…………….the parent. I am not a parent, but I was spanked as a child and I do not believe that spanking should be outlawed.
  10. "Do you remember that movie where Rosie dressed up in a skimpy S&M outfit?" HEY!!!! Come on man, I'm eating lunch.
  11. I'm a lunch hour "Lurker".
  12. That was a sick and twisted kinda way. I was all ready to get teary eyed and ended up almost choking on my sandwich. Thanks for the laugh!!!
  13. Angus got into it with a sticker bush one day.....the sticker bush won. We figured if were going to have our groomer shave him, we might as well have a little fun with it. "Angus with a Mohawk"
  14. Hey, now that's a good idea. I know I'd never have to beg my Husband for a back rub again.
  15. I don't believe he should have been charged with animal cruelty, I believe he should have been charged with stupidity. Seriously, you jump into a dog fight your going to get bit. I believe the fault lies with both parties, for one that was a little harsh shooting the dog for fighting and two the dogs owners should have been more responsible and kept their dog secured. Just a bad situation all the way around.