rickjump1

Members
  • Content

    3,065
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by rickjump1

  1. It's all about clean air and clean water or we will eventually die anyway.... so let them crow about this new plant. Looks to me like they deserve it. Now... get on with the shit plant weddings! Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  2. BOOM... .......shit happens and sometimes shit hits the fan. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  3. I do not know if it would be a great venue for a wedding reception but it is a very impressive facility right off of Hwy 522 and Hwy 9. Humans are nasty creatures and learned a few hundred years ago the costs in human lives of large populations with a lack of effective treatment of their excrement. http://www.kingcounty.gov/environment/wtd/About/System/Brightwater/AerialPhoto.aspxImpressive website with a lot of job opportunities.....didn't see anything for a wedding planner though. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  4. Shit is no obstacle to someone in love. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  5. http://news.yahoo.com/washington-state-sewage-plant-invites-weddings-181655267.html How about getting married in a sewage plant. The local slaughter house might be an option too, but according to this source, sewage plants are the way to go today. You need "smelly emissions"? You might have to bring your own. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  6. Coogee Bay Hotel NSW Au. It's been around for 130+ years, and I just stumbled upon it while on vacation (R+R) from Vietnam several years ago. I liked the beer, the people, and the beach. If I remember right, their summers are our winters. No matter, I would definitely like to go back and retrace a couple of places I went to when I took a leave "down under" after another tour. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  7. "Douchewaffle"??? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/531639_10151457280508331_602952708_n.jpg Parenting in the electronic age brings out the worst. Maybe it was the camel's mom who was taking the photo. You may have something here. The kid's mom either ran off with the zookeeper or she was eaten by the camel's mom before the camel's mom took the photo. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  8. I got stung a bunch of times on two occasions by a horde of yellow jackets. First time as a kid by stupidly sticking a stick at a hole that I noticed those pests flying in and out of in the front yard. Bastards swarmed all over me, and followed me into the house with me screaming. Both of my parents frantically swatted at every last one of them on me or wherever they landed at. They got stung a few times themselves. I had at least 40 stings. I was probably 8 at the time. Second time was here at my house several years ago while mowing my 3 acres on the riding mower. Ran over a nest and they jumped on me. Motherfuckers chased me all over the goddamn yard. Probably ran at least 150 yards just swatting at them and eventually ripping my shirt off and swinging it at them. Ended up with about 15-20 stings, but I did kill every last one of them cunts. Not just that day, but the next day with gasoline and a stick with a cloth on the end lighted on fire. FOOM!!! You must have the right immune system. That many stings would kill some people. Shit. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  9. "Douchewaffle"??? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/531639_10151457280508331_602952708_n.jpg Parenting in the electronic age brings out the worst. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  10. The quotes got all fucked up somehow. It doesn't matter. This is all about the memory of that gutsy American pilot. I think we also need to mention the pilot of the aircraft he shot down. Most of those brave German pilots were not Nazis, and at that stage of the war, I bet they were probably wondering just how many fighters the allies could put up. They were in it to the end with no rotations, and they were fighting on two fronts. It would not be long before the allies had complete control of the sky. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  11. Yellowjackets are not bees. But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.Yellow jackets are also two words according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Professor. They were the only redeeming factor in a Miles Davis concert, where he was too effed-up to earn his keep. So you got stung twice? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  12. Yellowjackets are not bees. But they give bees a bad name among the ignorant.Yellow jackets are also two words according to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Professor. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  13. That's the best route. I paper torched a wasp nest once. In the end, I had dozens of pissed off wasps crawling around with burnt wings trying to sting anything. ...not one of my brightest ideas. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  14. Yellow Jackets are a type of wasp.Yeah, fuck them, hornets and black bumble bees. I got chased off a tractor once when I bush hogged a nest of bumble bees. Just before I jumped into the pond, home to a rather large water moccasin, I stopped for a second look. Thank God they had given up the chase. Tore the bill off my hat and had multiple bumps on the head and neck. Fixed the bastards next day with a match and a little gasoline. Bumble bees are not aggressive except in defense of their nest. They ARE pollinators.The members of this particular nest are DEAD pollinators. Had they been in another location, they would probably have been spared. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  15. That's exactly what I did! Fuck em! Meanwhile the old Ford 8N was still running and slicing uphill through some bushes which slowed it down. I took a running short cut and jumped on just before it went through a fence. I always wanted to be a cowboy, and this was my one and only screen test. Had I slipped, I would have been buzzard/coyote bait. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  16. http://www.testosteronepit.com/home/2014/4/3/turns-out-even-the-price-of-beer-is-rigged.html.......and I thought it was just a U.S. problem. Be sure to read the Blacklisted News in the left column; only the first story about beer. We beer drinkers certainly take it up the wazoo on occasions. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  17. Yellow Jackets are a type of wasp.Yeah, fuck them, hornets and black bumble bees. I got chased off a tractor once when I bush hogged a nest of bumble bees. Just before I jumped into the pond, home to a rather large water moccasin, I stopped for a second look. Thank God they had given up the chase. Tore the bill off my hat and had multiple bumps on the head and neck. Fixed the bastards next day with a match and a little gasoline. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  18. That's where we are headed unless you can educate your local sheriff. Think they will come after me for hoarding Hitler's mustache brush? Got it from a little old lady. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  19. Damn. I get lifetime ban for bashing cops on SC. Get a gun comment deleted on the current Ft. Hood shooting on BF. But I guess bashing the FEDS on BF is ok. Why didn't this get deleted or moved to SC? Guess I'm not special. 321 CYA Welcome to the club, but let's keep it here. I feel at home. Can't go back either. We in mourning for intentional distortion; right? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  20. Go on. Did they take a dump between the rows? Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  21. Roughly 4500/day. Soon there will be no living memory of the war. ...and the history revisionists are salivating. Who knows, our hero may end up being a criminal after we are long gone. Scary thought. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  22. That cool guy was so busy terrorizing the sky, he didn't have time to worry about nothing but chalking up kills. Glad he was on our side. And talk about pride, I'll bet his crew chief worked overtime on that bird. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  23. Yeah, but I'll bet his crew chief handled the paint or procurement. A good crew chief kept that crate flying for this "badass" pilot. Imagine flying through the Eiffel Tower....wow. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  24. See, we really don't know what we're eating right here in the good old USA. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.
  25. clean... Tilapia, crab, lots of other delicious meat are poo-eaters EATERS it's what they do People even joke about such things, and I Quote a Joke: The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay .." "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.