Cloudmuncher

Whos's next?

Today begins the uh-nahy-uh-ley-shuhn of Oakland

Kenny Rogers was a BADASS tonight. One to go!

Any fans out there ready to face the humiliation that the Tigers are about to unleash?

Under the Sea is a great tune!

Faye Dunaway in Bonnie&Clyde, yowser

You're breakin my heart, by Harry Nillson

Comcast Rhapsody has it.

My last speeding ticket I hung on to till right before the court date, mailed it in having checked the box that said somthing like "Guilty with explaination" then attached a letter describing the the circumstances, which were very stressful. The outcome was a small fine no points.

The best concert of all time: Robin Trower for the Bridge of Sighs tour.

Captian&Coke

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What is a Yankee ? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....

Doobies&Stevie Ray

Very well said.

130'ish in my dads 69 olds 88 30 years ago, such a rush!