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If you are serious, then you should consider purchasing one of my 'do-it-yourself Vasectomy Kits' off of ebay.... It includes two bricks and very legible instructions! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! For the love of god man! Don't do it!!!! lol! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

You mean that that gold grill of his doesn't do anything for you?!? LOL! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Flavor Flav....heheh, yeah, that's him... I want a set of gold teeth too, then maybe some skank like Bridget Nielsen will want me as well....NOT!! 'it's da flava!!!!!! flava-flav!!!' He is always talking about himself in the third person too! ex: 'The Flava don't roll like that!!' LOL!!! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Nice! David Blaine rocks when he isn't doing something stupid like burying himself alive or trying to live in a block of ice for a week. I saw one where he he makes a womans jewelry appear in a storefront window after the store is closed, then he puts his hand through the glass and retreieves it without breaking the glass... I'd love to know how he does it! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

omg!! that is too funny!! someone should give him/her a scrub brush and a little cleaning solution! maybe the cat is looking for leftovers! sorry had to throw that one in! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

for sure! It was priceless...one of those moments in your life that you will remember forever! I wish I was a bad ass like that dude in the truck! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

I would have loved to known what they said to the hip gangsta punk!! I would have even paid cash to hear what they said to him! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

then there is that other asshole who has his own TV shows on VHS or whatever, that station that is like MTV....the dude with all the gold teeth and that big assed clock around his neck. I'm quite suprised it isn't digital because I am quite sure he can't read an analogue clock. He is always yelling: "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa Booooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeee!" 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Funny.... the other day, I was sitting at a traffic light in a similar situation and I heard it blaring from some punks car in front of mine...I even had my windows up, the AC on and my radio going...still heard it.... well.... The next thing you know, some dude in a 1970-something black ford pickup that was about 20 feet off the ground with a huge whip CB anntenna and the typical bass pro shop and deer hunting stickers all over it, pulled up along side him and the passenger leaned out the window and said something...and guess what...the music stopped!! lol!! I smiled all the way home! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

let their hands rest for a few minutes in a bowl of warm water, it'll either wake them up or you'll have some sheets to launder! hopefully, the former! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

agreed....grab my crotch, point, pace around, grab my crotch again, point....all the while just uttering complete garbage about mah hoes, mah geez, mah gats, mah crib, mah snaps, mah grips, beeyatches on mah schiznit....more crotch grabbing, more pointing.... bling-bling music sucks, period! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

along with the Tanya Harding's boyfriend 911 call and the OJ Simpson 911 call from miami. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

That is really sad...he was in the custody of foster parents too which meant he had already been through some stuff! The only justice is that Ohio has the death penalty which I hope both of them get. But it still won't bring that poor little boy back....it makes you sick! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

You've gotta love skydivers, porn seems to work it's way into every topic!! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

that too! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

that'll work too, but I don't need to be bummed out for that! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

looks like she was doing some kind of hawaiian dance and they dubbed the 'bling-bling' music over the top of it. Classic though, never the less! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Excellent point!!

Usually a couple of Zolofts or chewing up a Welbutron helps me! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

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swedish fish, juju-bees or jujy fruits...especially the black ones! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Sweet! Nice job, you probably kept someone (including the drunk bimbo) from getting killed!

oh yeah!! I almost forgot about the good old sql injection attack too, although most web coders are smart enough to filter out those pesky characters fed back to the server though either the HTTP GET or POST. It used to work sweet though for a LONG time! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

You generally have two kinds of attacks, DOS (denial of service) and rooting (trying to gain admin access). DOS is really an inconvenience more then a hack and the old trick was to use what was called a SYN flood. For every SYN request, an ACK must be sent back....so....if you send enough of them, quick enough, the server will become soooooooooo slow that it is practicaly unusable until it catches up replying to the requests. Rooting relies on exploits typically. Usually, if you are trying to get into a site and don't have the root password, you can either trying exploiting the RPC (remote procedure call) or check to see what services the webserver is running. For example, let's say they are running an older version of apache and haven't bothered to update in a LONG time, chances are, there is an exploit that will allow you to gain temporary root access by using the exploit and relying on the privileges given to the running apache process. Keep in mind though, it really doesn't matter which web server you are running. You can probe their system and determine what ports are open and what processes are hooked to these ports and work with these processes to find a nice hole. So, it would be possible to gain root access by looking for an exploit in something as simple as an NTP time server or running finger process. Any system administrator with even half of a brain will run any process that is visible through the firewall to the public in what is called a 'chroot jail' in unix terminology. blah,blah,blah....I know this isn't making sense to anyone so I will just stop now! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001