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Two people were out in a cessna flying. They left seattle and became disoriented and didn't have a clue where they were at. At that same moment, all of the navigational equipment onboard failed. and they were starting to run low on fuel. They noticed a huge building below and saw a man standing outside. So the pilot started circling the building while the passenger scribbled a message on a large piece of cardboard. He wrote "Where are we?" on it and held it out for the man on the ground. The man on the ground ran inside and came out with another cardboard sign that said "In an airplane". The pilot saw the reply and then immediately headed West back to seattle. The passenger was puzzled that the pilot now knew where he was at and asked him where they were. The pilot said, "that is the Microsoft HQ down there". The passenger said "how do you know that? The man on the ground only said that we were in an airplane" The pilot said, it's quite easy, we got a technically correct but utterly useless answer. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Visual Studio 2005? Does it still include Visual Interdev? I had to use Visual Interdev for ASP when I was forced into enterprise design for IIS. I designed an SAP system for our company long before SAP even existed and gave up on proprietary MS products a long time ago. Now most of my html coding is done with, get this, notepad.exe, of all things! Except when I am coding in PHP. For PHP I am using Zend Studio. It has awesome debuging capabilities. Enough of this geek talk for now, OMG! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

You're welcome, I'm glad I could help.

Out of curiosity, why is it so important to you that he realize how much fun skydiving is? Some people (my brother, for one), just aren't into it for whatever reason which is cool. Everybody has their own thing, you know? 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Okay, so you want something basic? You aren't going to be hooking into databases or anything like that? You could use Microsoft Frontpage OR if you already have Microsoft Word, Word has the ability to save your document as HTML. So you could design it in Word and just save it as a web document (HTML). If you want to add effects, you could always throw in some javascript to achieve it. Most of my creative web design that I do on the side is done with Macromedia Dreamweaver. It is pricey and the learning curve is pretty steep but the results are quite awesome. If you are going to be hooking into databases, I would suggest using PHP instead of ASP (which is pretty insecure IMO). Hot Dog by Sausage Software is pretty easy to use and you can download a trial version from here I don't know how far you want to get into this, but if you are constantly going to be updating team statistics, scores, biographies, then I would strongly recommend using mySQL as your database backend and hook into it with PHP 4. In the long run, updating items will be much easier for you. If you need any help or have any questions, you can always PM me. Good Luck! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Agreed with everything you just said. ESPECIALLY the part about Ken Shamrock being a cry baby. Ortiz is bad assed and knows just how to get inside someones head, which is part of what makes him so good. He had a bug so far up shamrocks ass before their last fight that shamrock didn't know whether to shit or wind his wrist watch. He is aweseome at the mind games to keep people from staying focused. and what is up with Jeremy, I couldn't believe that he couldn't go without some muff for 4-weeks and a chance at 100 gr. I like it too, but NONE is worth losing a chance that kind of cash. Does Shonie have an empty water bottle fetish or something? He sure pissed Rich & Jorge off last night by throwing them back into the pool. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Zoot: And after the spanking, the oral sex! Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer... 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Zoot: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me! All: And me! And me too! And me! Zoot: Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Just be thankfull that it wasn't this guy! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

I was in 5th grade and over at a friends house playing baseball on the Atari 2600. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

any beer in a green bottle with alcohol!! listen up! If you have to buy beer, don't be cheap, green bottles only, unless it is Corona! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

damn! That WAS fast!! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/37294/mountain_climber/ 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

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ouch!! He could have at least tried a little freefly on the way down! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Sweet... Just watched it and he did finally make it, but it looked liked he would have fallen out of the back of the vette if the driver didn't grab his legs. Still though, that was fucking sick!! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

right.... I would have at least stopped to see if the deer was still alive then called someone. If I had had a few drinks maybe not the police, but at least animal control so they could come put it out of it's misery if it was still alive. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

Damn that guys good!! I love the look on the cops face when he gets his wallet back and starts looking though it! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

from wiki: "The sake bomb or sake bomber is a drink made by pouring sake into a shot glass and dropping it into a glass of beer. Sometimes two chopsticks are placed parallel on top of the glass of beer, and the shot glass is balanced carefully between them. The table is then slammed with two balled fists, and the sake drops into the beer. It is to be drunk immediately, and works best with warm sake." We've always done it by just dropping the shot glass into the beer like a boiler maker, since there is a risk of spilling the sake balanced on the chopsticks when you slam the table with your fist. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

ouch! looks like he got what he wanted! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

I've had many.....ooopppsss....I'm thinking back to the shroom days! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

How's this for a burger! Have someone who falls slow on your 4-way team? Get them to try this monster! No way in hell I could do it, but I'd like to try one for the novelty! edit: more pictures added. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

ummmmm.....not a chance in hell of that ever happening...but for you, who knows! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

I don't know if they would accept that at my home DZ... besides, wouldn't it be really easy to 'borrow' someones protrack and present it as your own?? 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001

It was?? I thought for sure it was David Blaine before he chopped his lettuce off! Still, how the @#$@& do they do it!! unbelieveable! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001