swedishcelt

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  1. He knows who he is and he's completely sworn to secrecy.
  2. And I am worried that your aim is getting better. for those taking notes.. See, The great "Yo, Sweet Cheeks.. You Me Sushi" Line has worked yet again!!. Dayum J, I think that's the line you tried on me... LOL. I don't remember how much you spent and I usually don't even think of money ever.... with anyone- be it friendship or a date. I always bring enough money to cover myself but never have been asked to pay? What does that mean? I always offer to pay half but no one ever wants me too... maybe I just only go out with really classy gentlemen.
  3. For the record, I don't "Hit" on anyone . . . I allow you the opportunity to be graced.
  4. I'm doing some PD next week for teachers... I can't find the bunny grater head photo and I know it was posted just last week. Also, any of the other photo's that are funny like the ones I mentioned above would be great. I see them a lot but they are hidden in thread where I can't search for them easily. Can anyone help?
  5. I know, that one got milk out my nose!!
  6. You can have my rib if you want it. You want anything else?
  7. Awww...would you like to borrow some serotonin? Blues, Dave I would! Thank you very much. Not to be a whiney bitch and all but it's 52% lower normally and drops even lower when we mense??? Is that fair? We should be getting more at that time. No wonder we chow the chocolate and cry a lot. Plus, we get to pull a melon out of a hole the size of a pickle at some point. You tell me how that's fair?
  8. Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. It's so hard when a pet's health is failing and you're close to it.
  9. I guess being a male and less dense than a female your interpretation was this. Now you are going get a ass kicking from a swedishcelt... Hell no... it's all love between us. I'm just going to make sure it's me that picks him up from the airport the next boogie he goes to... The above statement is to be read as such: Blah blah blah blah blah, I'm going back to the kitchen to make a sammich for you. I think you just proved my point AGAIN!
  10. I guess being a male and less dence than a female your interpataion was this. Now you are going get a ass kicking from a swedishcelt... Hell no... it's all love between us. I'm just going to make sure it's me that picks him up from the airport the next boogie he goes to...
  11. Translation is, all balls and no brains. I get it.
  12. You inserted the word "all" so it takes precedence. It was referring to all men.
  13. I'm confused. Weren't we talking about brains?
  14. OK - I think I still have her number. So... am I to understand that because your brains are less dense that you're all more... dense?
  15. Many women get dehydrated when taking it. UTC's are a common complaint from female friends who have taken it.
  16. Chocolate zucchini bread? I would LOVE that recipe please. Share?
  17. You know... your quote is just something Futuredivot will never say to me. LMAO. Billy, I'm sort of scared to say this but after that post I realize we might have a few things in common. How many times did you say... jump off the roof? Put a large rig or piece of farm equipment into drive before the age of six...
  18. Anyone else getting childhood flashbacks of when they were a child and shoved in a dryer w/o heat and tumbled for 30 or so minutes? My brother & sister used to do that to me when I annoyed them until my parents caught them once. I just thought it was good fun. I bet I'd be pretty good at that sport...at least a semi-finalist.
  19. When did they put plastic tips on lawn darts? We hat the weighted metal tips. That answers a lot of questions for many of us in here. JK! (Getting ready to run & hide.)