elpeludoswoman

My two personal favorites are the "treasure chest" and the "Garden of Eden."

OMG!!! That is just toooooo damn funny!

I think "wtf?" pretty much sums it up!

"Anyone else been inconvienced while minding their own business?" Only just about every other day! I must have "sucker" tattooed on my forehead or something, cause it never ceases to fail that the one weirdo hanging out wherever I happen to be, will saunter over and commence to tell me his/her whole damn life story! It happens in bars, malls, the ladies restroom, walking down the street, shopping, etc. Guess they all sense somehow that I'm too polite to tell them to get freakin' lost! Does this happen to other ladies all the time too, or is it just me? LOL

The neck....definitely the back of my neck. Gives me goosebumps all over!

Why? Just why?? Yuck...gives me the willies just thinking about it!!!

Just thought I'd poll all my fellow professional drinkers out there...what's the strangest sounding drink you've ever had? On the top of my personal list is a "throw me down and f*ck me," a "duck fart" and "liquid cocaine." And, if you happen to know the mix recipe for it, feel free to share it.

I'd just change my name to AL Keholic!