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I think you'd need a little more than $100M.

Did the press grab your vagina?

Why is that funny? I was serious. http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/bigpicture/images/edwardnorton.jpg

Looks like Edward Norton?

...a few posts later... Interesting.

Sounds like she would have possibly gotten away with it had she not been an attention whore to begin with. Too bad for her... and good for Apex for calling her out on it.

Good call on this one, sounds like she was a retard.

Also, if you do drown, it's not a big deal. I've heard it's painless.

Don't worry, you probably won't drown.

Misery loves company.

Yea, stop ruining it for all the beautiful little snowflakes on this site with your "reality" or whatever it's called. Also, can we please remove all incident reports (both BASE and skydiving)? I wouldn't want those to scare anyone away from making their special little dreams come true.

The staff at outback are awesome. Shitty that people are being rude and not tipping them reasonably.

Nothing of that nature at all!! Ahh... something more kinky? Cleaveland steamer? Hot carl?

Was it oral, or anal?

...says the barely current jumper with 6,000 posts.

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Me too.

Shh... you'll upset all of dorkzone talking like that I'm one of the people who started at around 1:1 on a modern sport canopy, and ended up slightly over 1:1 towards the end of my student progression... and I've yet to injure myself ~400 jumps later (and now loaded at 1.45:1 on a fully elliptical high performance canopy), unlike many of the retards here who constantly talk about fucking themselves up and not being able to stand up landings under the 200+ square foot boats they've been jumping for 300 jumps (spread out over 7 years of course, because currency means nothing, especially when you're clearly too busy giving advice on dorkzone to actually skydive).

Nobody in their right mind could possibly have anything bad to say about SDC. Awesome facilities, huge landing area, great people, etc.

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Find a new sport until you can afford to stay current.

The TSA and their crew of ex-McDonalds employees at O'Hare can lick my unwiped ass.

Are some of you guys really retarded, or do you just act that way on the internet?