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Courtesy of "Frantic Jack" and the Irish Parachute Club http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fuxhBA7Xrw

The reason why some people were suspicious as to whether you had even fifty jumps or not was that the people in the plane with you saw you bricking it on the climb to altitude and tumbling uncontrollably on exit. Can't say we're sorry to see the back of you. Try learning some basic social skills. You were the one shouting abuse at people.

Hungarian girl eight way team creeping a donut.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Nq20J0kiE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy........ Rob Is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Mayo (IRELAND). He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister. She then sent it to RnaG (Irish radio station) in Galway, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had A bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with A few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of The sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm Is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This £20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the Hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with Warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of sudden, my butt started to itch.So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine Had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't Stick to it. However, the crack of my ar$e was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding The jellyfish into the crack of my ar$e. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ar$e as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my hole was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much Worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your backside. Now Repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"

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Mayor of Tralee (Ireland) in a recent TV interview

"I have a battery charged DVD player and have FinalCut with Robin Williams; Million Dollar Baby with Hillary Swank; The Day After Tomorrow with Dennis Quade; and The Terminal with Tom Hanks. Hopefully theyll be entertaining and help pass the time. " "The Day After Tomorrow" sounds like appropriate viewing... Good luck, by the way.

it gets better http://www.korea-dpr.com/cgi-bin/simpleforum.cgi?fid=04&topic_id=1121825463

This is f**ing hilarious http://www.korea-dpr.com/menu.htm Especially this http://www.korea-dpr.com/faq.htm

A FAIRY TALE A guy fell in love with a beautiful girl. He proposed marriage. She said no. AND HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

About "Fathom"... There's an awesome opening scene involving Raquel Welsh packing a canopy while wearing a bikini. For the skydiving scenes though, her stunt double was a British Army guy wearing a wig and gold lame jumpsuit.

Take a look at this- a website for a DZ that doesn't exist! Someone went to a lot of trouble to design this, but it wasn't a skydiver. Take a close look at some of the terminology... http://www.pearsecom.com/fiorspeartha/index.html