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Who said "judge"?? I wouldn't want my relationship with any of the contitstents tainted by any thoughts of partiality. I said I was an MC. But with you, Scotty and Spence, I'd say the judges table is sufficiently staffed now. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Is your name Beth? I thought you might need some help with the troublesome footwork on such a project, so I was just volunteering my exemplary services. Please excuse my zeal, oh Exalted One.

Tiara, done. Sash, done.........in body paint, of course by a lucky individual to be named later. I want to thank you all for providing me with a fresh new project to work on for the next St. Patty's Day boogie, as well as the opportunity to raise some funds for a worthy cause. ....What..? Am I the only one who smells Jump for the Cause bucks all over this thing?? Taking it to the Events Thread. Back to the gratuitous sweater cakes here. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Again, done. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

If Beth says we can do it in Fitzgerald I would be honored to host such a fine event. Done. You're the host. Consider MY fee as the sport's premiere Professional Emcee, complimentary. (With Jump tickets reluctantly, but graciously accepted as gratuities.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And me a deaf cunt. We've all still been calling you that. You just don't listen. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm shocked as her manager she never mentioned a word to me... and I spent the last 3 weekends with her... g Will you ever forgive me! Only if you allow her to participate in the Official The Rack Pageant and Rack v 3.0"Crowning" Ceremony at Fitzgerald. (As MY assistant of course.)

Motion passes. Next order of business.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Name tags! What a clever idea! Why didn't anyone ever come up with that before? Like saaayyy: four freakin' years ago ...Oh yeah, because if they didn't have huge boobs they probably would have taken a rash of sh*t for it. Kudos on the mechanical bull idea too. Wonder where the inspiration for that came from... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, I'll believe it when I SEE it. (I'll probably hurl up my Carbonefish and Glenlivet, but I'll believe it.) So who else dares to join the Kilted C*cksmen? Click HERE: Real Men Wear Pleats. and get to measurin' yer fat arse TODAY! We're the only ones who celebrate this most important holiday in true spirit, and our ranks our swelling. (WARNING: And indeed, if the night temps and winds are the same this year as last, our ranks will be the ONLY things.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Honey? Y'all can go ahead and pick on Billy again. Yes, MISTRESS. Billy, ya DEAF F*CKIN' C*NT!! Show me the electronic receipt for your new kilt! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

**DING!!** Works every time. And throw in a Zinc tab and two Echinacea along with it. Turns your digestive tract into a domestic disturbance for a few hours, but it's worth it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Her......or anybody for that matter would be fine..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

ehh.. It was a test, anyway. I'm over all that paperwork, myself, and am committed to nothing more complicated than living happily in sin. So we're even MORE perfect for each other than I thought!!

With the ABSOLUTE LOVE, RESPECT and ADORATION I feel for my #1 Smutsketeer and premiere literary inspiration, I would be agonizingly remiss if I didn't say: YOU ARE SO WRONG RIGHT NOW that it makes my choad hurt. (Likewise to the lovely British bird.) No one REALLY wants to know the answer to this question, no matter how badly they think they do in the hormonally-flushed afterglow of the moment. It doesn't matter what reason man or woman give for asking the question, chances are what they're really asking is: Woman: "Are you as perfect as I would like to make you out to be?" and, Man: "Who am I going to be graded against?" Unless both numbers match within a margin of error of +/- 2, (and if that happens run out and buy a Power Ball ticket immediately!), one party will almost inevitably find a reason to feel insecure, or at least gain a mental weapon to wield unfairly against the other during a future argument. Or, if I may quote the brilliant Dante: "THIRTY-SEVEN??!!!" In a relationship where the respect and trust is real, and both parties are really focusing on each other to the exclusion of anyone else past or present, history should be able to stay safely in the archives. Medical history is a separate matter entirely. Since someone who has had careful contact with 100 people could very well be healthier than someone who was careless with the wrong one, the numbers shouldn't enter into that discussion anyway. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Heck no, I'm going for 'Roaming DZ Pirate Radio!' Gee, thanks!! I'm thinking of programming a lot more obscenity-laden songs this time. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Is anyone else going -at least partly- just for the slimmest chance to actually hear Billy say the word "fucknuggets?" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I couldn't agree more, my friend. With this entire statement. But that's because she has learned what we both know, and Nataly has yet to discover: funny guys with an aesthetic obstacle or two to overcome are FANTASTIC in the sack. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Marry Me What...?? Did you think I was kidding the first time?? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I WAS thinking carrot. ...Now I'm thinking about Lisa's cucumber. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

...seventeen. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

INFO: Boogie. Georgia. St. Patty's Day. Beer. Music. Airplanes. Beer. Balloons. Food. Skydiving. Beer. Bellydancing. Bull. Hilarious concussions. Beer. Jello shots. Pudding shots(?). Men in Kilts. ...Happy? amstalder CSpencefly dannydan Ellie (sweeeet) iluvtofly Jean Julie micduran Mutumbo normiss rick RastaRicanAir shakey dog skymama The Don Taxiway (Scott) Wayneflorida OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I've had sexless relationships with many people. It's called "Family". That's "Friendship" ..."Weekend Fling" "Marriage Counseling" "Prison" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You're way overdue for a spanking. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah it......no wait......everyone I was with had a friggin' BLAST anyway! Finish this sentence: The glass is half _____. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is