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Hello everyone, I'm after some info WRT the DZ in Dubai, aircraft, opening times, staff, people etc. Any info at all will be great! Lee I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

On the 1st of June 2008 I start my charity solo cycle ride from Liverpool to Barcelona. I would like nothing more than for you to sponsor me. Please take a look at my website for more information. http://web.mac.com/lee.mcnamara/Site/Welcome.html Best regards. Lee Mcnamara http://web.mac.com/lee.mcnamara/Site/Welcome.html I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

Forget about jump numbers....start thinking ability..and currency... I've done about 100 or so jumps on an Access, in my opinion they are a fantastic beginer/intermediate wingsuit, they do outperform GTI's, are robust and are super safe.

Hello, Whats the best way to fix my new Canon 350D to the top of my 2K Composites FF2? Any sugestions? lee

Hi, I'm in Durban for a few days stopover, I haven't brought my rig with me. Any BASE jumpers or skydivers in the area fancy a beer give me an e-mail. [email protected] xx

Habana Monecristo's are your best bet for smoking in freefall, particuarly No. 4's as they are easy to hold whilst wearing wearing gloves. I've tried cigarettes but they tend to break up......

Having problems with the International Maritime Organisation at the mo, apparantly they have some "moral issues" with the project. It's not as if I'm treating the orphans unfairly now is it? They would'nt have a problem if I filled the boat up with big black gaylord amputees! My hopes of getting home for xmas are dwindling by the hour....Thanks for e-mailing me the photo of your girlfriend, I'm not into fat asian chicks myself but I'm sure she is a loverly person.......

Here is a design of mine that should prove popular......

It's cool now, not only am I the coolest bloke on the DZ but we are back together.......The secret is to grow your hair really long and have rediculously skinny arms....I also put on a french accent and wear one of babylon's old jumpsuits that I bought on e-bay......oh and I nearly forgot....only give the time of day to people who have over 2000 jumps. God I love freeflying!

Unlucky Renier, the dates clash with the annual catalan midget throwing championship. last year Juan 'el gordo motocyclisto" Sol threw one 174 feet! A world record for the over 36 inches category! I also hear that to attract bigger crowds the organisers have booked an impressive array of celebrities such as Mark Hamill and George Peppard. And Pringles are sponsoring this years event! Check out www.midgetthrowing.com for more info. I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

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talk about going off on a tangent.....You still havent answered my frigging question.....are they any good or not?

I'm thinking of buying one of those Gilette waterproof electric razors.....does anyone know if they are they any good?

there is a small hill oposite Corfe Castle in Dorset....if you are down south then it's worth a go.

Is he OK?......he's on double rations and gets his pit cleaned out twice a day......bless him.

I can talk a good freefly jump....and as we all know thats all that counts!!!!..........no me thinks it was the tight shiny black suit that showed off his "johnson" or as we Brits call it ...."his lunch box". Bizzarely enough both of them have since fallen victim to a tragic accident.....one of the bears that workes at my zoo escaped and found refuge in HIS bedroom in HIS house.....they both returned from a night out and the said bear mauled them both. All of this happened whilst i was playing late night poker with my closest friends......

Some 8 way flatflying bastard stole my girlfriend whilst i was busy smoking crystal meth and trying to master a good sit with my freeflying buddys............the bastard charmed her with words such as....rear float.....whacker......and....dirt-dve......I don't know what to do...

I'll be offering coolness coaching at the Langar boogie 2.....if anyone's interested then look out for the guy with the A Team replica van...i'll be jumping a tie-dye 1 pin teardrop with a ZP 239 canopy. I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

It would be an honour, does that mean that i would be able to "take the piss like duckbilled platipuss swim"? I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

Lee, take care and make sure you bring back a few silk rugs, oh and the muskets that the locals offer you are all fakes made in pakistan, the sharpshooters of the navy snapped up all the real ones in 2001.....take care mate.... I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

But funnier than the face your mum makes when i stick it in her poo-shoot.......... I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

Thank you all for the advice...you're response has been amazing....so much so this weekend i visited a new dropzone to try out my coolnesss, i pretended to be a skinny frenchman with a rich daddy, i only spoke to freeflyers that had 74,000 jumps or more and got pissed off three bottles of cheap pisswater lager, it was amazing...i had chicks hanging off every word i said and after two days held court in the bar with my home made DVD's of me and my mates driving to a dropzone and pulling crazy faces.........Ova,l it's OK i've sprayed psycadelic patterns all over my brand new javelin but ta for the offer chuck.... I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

Just had my nob peirced this afternoon, yesterday i started wearing a closing pin around my neck, off to my local DZ to see if it helps............by the way that bird that i fancied has started shagging some bloke who jumps a spectre [email protected] sale velocity 97.......0 jumps.......$1000, will part ex for large spectre or something similar.......... I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

Oval, I forgot that you have a white van..............soz mate I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....

Whilst your in iraq can you do me a big favour and tell your mates not to shoot up me or the rest of the private security lads that drive round baggers????........ I havent come here to protect him from you........i'm here to protect you from HIM.....