GogglesnTeeth

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  1. Nice! I knew a guy that could get the master key for any Saturn (car) because he worked at the dealership. He got the key for another co-workers car (at a different job) and would move it to a different spot in the parking lot every day. Harmless fun between co-workers, but a good way to get shot if you mess with the wrong one! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  2. Just got an email from our landlord stating: "I received notice from the HOA that we have weeds in our brick pavers...." Thinking of responding with "Yes..... Yes, we do..." Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  3. Which side of the brain do you use most.... Could be an interesting question for skydivers. http://en.sommer-sommer.com/braintest/ I used mine about equally according to the test. 53% left and 47% right. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  4. May I present... a study of social importance.... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  5. Last year I spent Thanksgiving with myself, the cat, and the dog..... Lunch was sarcastic! Dinner was good! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  6. I will start my "Bah... Humbug"ing now! Bring on the feast of too much food and I'll pass on the rest of the holiday silliness! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  7. Wow, how can I get a job like that??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  8. I think if you slightly cooked the bacon before wrapping it in the cinnamon roll, you would end up with crispy bacon in the cinnamon roll after it is cooked! WIN! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  9. That's it, we have reached to pinnacle of human existence! I have eaten my fill of bottomless prime rib at age 16... I have eaten several Maple Bacon donuts... but this would be the absolute topper! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  10. I have a great face for radio...... I'll be in the back, in the corner, under a table. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  11. I heard a long time ago that if a guy "cleans the pipes," "Kills a kitten" etc about 20 times a month, they will reduce the risk of prostate cancer...... If this is true...... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  12. College fan for the most part and only truly loyal to one team... Nebraska Cornhuskers. I have been watching the Eastern Michigan Eagles too as my nephew plays on the offensive line. Packers and maybe the Sea Hawk for pro football. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  13. It's called water skiing! No video, didn't happen! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  14. You hi-jacked your own thread...... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  15. Not worth the "top Story" slot it was given. Just kids being insensitive kids. Today's 20 yr old was what 8 or so when 9/11/2001 happened. Giving this any attention beyond a dirty look is a waste of time. They don't care... they care less than you do. Unless you wear a really shiny tin foil hat and you believe that both 9/11 and the boston bombing were inside jobs! (stand by for move to speakers corner in 3..2..1...) Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  16. what year is this again? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  17. I saw it... it appeared to me to be a bunch of blue screen once the back door of the plane opened..... Good show, but just a series based on the success of the Avengers, Ironman, Thor, etc..... movies. Kinda silly, but I watch most weeks. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  18. Loved that show! it was on TV when I was in 3rd grade! Nice!!! Even in 3rd grade, I thought Pam Dauber was HOT! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  19. My wife did 98% of that. She loves Halloween and took the day off to decorate and to take our kids out. My biggest helper of the night was my 6 year old. After she got done trick or treating, she helped me hand out candy in the driveway. Very proud of her for that. I dressed up as a demon to give me a way to enjoy the candy dispensing duties. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  20. We were mobbed as expected. Between 5:30pm and 8pm, we gave out over 4 large bags of candy.... probably over a 1000 pieces easy. I turned away a few high school aged kids for no costume and a few for visiting more than once. I scared a few for dressing as a demon or grim reaper and standing like a statue as the walked up the driveway. Egg checking with proceed as schedule tonight after work. Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  21. A hi-jack of the thread I approve of! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  22. I have asked the teenagers what there costume is when they show up without one... if they don't have a good answer other than "I'm a school kid..." they are dismissed without candy. I had to nearly slap a wrist on a kid that just reached into the bowl last year.... I'm sure that is ground for assault charges from a law-suit happy mom. I hate crowds, I dislike greedy teenage kids that think they are entitled to everything in life, including to half the candy bowl. Maybe I shouldn't be the one handing out the candy at my house... but nobody else will with the wife taking the kids for grubbing of their own. Last year and probably this year, some of the candy we will be handing out will be left over from last years from my kids! Yes, I'm a scrooge, but it has just gone too far! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  23. I have learned that unlike the old saying "your perception becomes your reality," a more true statement is "Everyone else's perception of you becomes your reality." Or maybe I'm just a grump lately! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  24. Ok, I'm ranting.... feel free to move along if you think I am all wrong. I live in a neighborhood that people drop their kids off at and let them run the streets trick-or-treating till 9pm or later. Last year, there were approx. 3000 kids roaming my neighborhood and more than 50 at a time in my drive-way at once. My kids of course will be trick-or-treating here, so I have to hand out candy too.... but this is ridiculous! I will have two signs in my yard that read "No Costume, No Candy!" And yes, that will be inforced for all except little kids that may not have the money for a costume. I'm not a total ass! Thoughts! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"
  25. Several years ago, I had a glider go directly under me while I was in freefall a ZHills. I didn't see the glider in freefall, however my camera captured it on video. When I opened, the glider was just off to my right. I believe the pilot had blue eyes and was as freaked as I! Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!"