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  1. fallfast69


    Forgot where this came from but... Q. My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A. Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him it totally selfless. This shows how much he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal. Q. My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A. You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to men is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal. Q. My husband has too many nights out with the boys. A. This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two. It's a great time to clean the house, too! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. Q. My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. A. Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with is, do it on your own time and ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. Q. My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A. I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
  2. Sheri and I talked about that very thing...you should be watchin your ass just in case we sneak up there this year...
  3. Hey Mar...PM me so we can get to work on that track of yours sheeze
  4. Yep, I am so anonymous, I don't think I even really know who I am...
  5. Mary, gimme a call...I promise I'll call you back...k? ok, so now...who are you?
  6. Yep...that's what I was thinkin too....
  7. Get "Hijack This" and see what things have been changed in your reg files. Even though you have cleaned the spyware with S&D, it's reinstalling every time you restart your machine because the reg files have been tampered with. Jon
  8. Ummmm...try some of this...yummy! www.myganoexcel.biz/perfectjava Sorry still havent figured out how to make clicky Jon
  9. Russell...where the hell did all that water come from? There are numerous reasons why my memory shouldn't be very good, but I think I should remember all that freakin water! Jon
  10. McElfish (Pronounced like shacklefish only mackelfish) Mike Mcgowen used to my rigging back in the day....
  11. OMG...that is the FUNNIEST thing I've heard all friggin week!!!!!
  12. Man, that was the best skydiving photography in it's day! I'm sure it's a Beech -18. View some pis at...(can't make clicky!) http://www.kiwiaircraftimages.com/c45.html Jon
  13. Wow, what a coincidence, my FJC instructor was a lawyer... Jon
  14. Me and Sheri would really enjoy that, but the commute...well... Jon
  15. I heard about Jeffs low cutaway. Didn't remember the specifics, but everyone said it was a miracle he walked away from it. I've got a picture of me under his Pursuit after my first CReW jump with him out at Doc Lindens Seagoville DZ. Wonder how he's doing?
  16. Yep, a hell of a lot less complicated than a PC!
  17. Wow, what a picture...The horseshoe story went like this, though. Jeff Simonson you and I were doing a threeway and you guys were going to observe me doing some loops. We did a threeway round and I was getting ready to do the loops when you both looked at me like I was already dead. Yall kept motioning towards your pilot chutes. Now, I couldn't figure out just what the hell you were doing when you turned and tracked away from me, but I figure I'd better pull. As I watched the pilot chute leave, I could see about half the canopy already in the breeze! If you remember, that container had a rather loose pouch for the pilot chute located in the area where the small of your back and the container meet. There was about a 6 inch piece of fabric with velcro that attached to the pilot chute, and the other end to the pud and velcro to a part of the main lift web. After that incident, I took the rig to McElfish (our good friend Mike McGowen) and had a real ROL installed, and had the ''frap wrap" converted to 3 rings. That my story, and of course, I'm stickin to it.
  18. The "Frap Wrap" was the release system. You are exactly right about the diaper. It held the skirt together while the lines were unstowing.
  19. Just spot for the proverbial "freshly plowed field"! I've still got that Piglet if one of the kids wanna try it. Jon
  20. Well, let me see...must ta been about 140-145. Yea, that was about 20 years and 15 pounds ago Jon
  21. My first canopy, a solid black 21' (do I remember that right, 21'...seems hard to believe) piglet, in a Strong Eagle container with a "frap wrap" release system and a 24' conical. Seems to me I remember a "big man" piglet that was 24' or 26'. I believe I bought the rig, in excellent condition, for about $400. Did I get that rig from you, Russell? Anyway...I stood up that canopy every jump I can remember, even at a DZ with a field elevation of 5000 ft in Colorado. What a great parachute...