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QuoteHeard this at the DZ last weekend: Guy - to hot chick in bar - "Can I buy you a drink?" Girl - "No." Guy - "Well, yould you like to dance?" Girl - "No." Guy - "Hmmmm, well, at least I can be thinking of you when I Jack Off tonight."

RELAX!!!! You didnt hit a nerve, ive never been married lol but sure know a few guys that have had that "i found my soulmate" routine done to them. I never get that...i date honest women... they just say "your an asshole" www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

I REALLY didnt plan on my new career knowing. I passed interview and tests for UP railroad for train service (conductor,etc) but I femured it in 2 days after medical assesment. At least they are holding job but know looks like after getting these records sent i will need to take afunctional capacites exam which will be $700 outa pocket. Crazy thing is I am in better shape 5 months later than 80% of guys who made interview. Wont let me take original phys test i could get flying colors..be about $150 redo. Current job..they dont let me work high places without checking that my toolbag isnt BASE gear just kidding www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

isnt " 'em " a little to non-specific...is this a old woman, another man, a woman with a sore on the mouth. I mean a guy can be drunk and let a big gal go down for money(bought drinks could be $20) or free, but another guy no way..too open...none of the above www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Soul mates: another thing by people that believe in astrology so they dont have to take responsiblity for there own actions. "Sorry, but I found my soul mate" the new PC way for a unfaithful wife to say "I found a new cack to fill my hole" Soul mates: the reason alot of us men dont marry..your a soul mate until brighter eyes mean the true vibration..give it up why dont they just call it "pole mate" and get honest and real. www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Writing an insult book? Did your parents have any children that lived? Werent you the legalize abortion poster child? (pissed off) you whorehouse raised mutha fucka! one of my favorites that was told to me as a young apprentice: If your nuts weren't in a sack you'd lose them too! www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

I think that was off the quallude album forget the title just remember the pills cover. www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Wow! Walmart is paying over 17 bucks an hour now? Lucky, apron wearing, smiley faced cashiers! Why don't you go get a job there? that is crap but where is walmart paying that high? I dont think the unions would be bitching if that was the case. Well dont go for medical career, soon as they get social medicine youll be paying for all that school to get some measly 25 an hour...oops sounded speakers corner www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Dude, you should have put FWO. What guy cares about how "attractive" he is? You should have added girth and inches for IQ and see what happens After all, you could be ugly as sin and dumb as a fencepost, but lay a horse hammer on the bar table and no worries. Might as well play the mute www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

wanst for that damn femur i woulda went this year. So were the winds under 25mph? Great people, had a good time last time visited but wow I left Davis afternoon to meet a gal there and dang just missed the 30mph jump. The morning jump was sweet, real generous on altitude. www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

you mean the guy that takes all the credit while us tradesman make it work(engineer on profile) Im a union pipe insulator.Keep your building heat hot and air cond. cold Keep your powerhouses, oil refineries, chem/pharm plants up and running Insulators keep you hotter...longer. Thats why i love this sport, i hit all the big OT jobs and can carry my gear in my Jeep, no trailer to drag and plent of cool people on the way. Now that my femur healed up I am changing careers. I got accepted in the UP railroad /conductor trainee...easy street here i come! Finally still be able to make the 80ks while sitting on my arse half the time www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

How about a stranger who says, "Oh I'm on the male birth control pill...no really, I am." But then hopefully a person would not have unprotected sex with a stranger anyway. But then there are those moments of excess that catch folks off guard sometimes. I have one friend who actually called me and said, "Lindsey, I'm not sure, but I think I might have got f*(ked up the @ss last night." Ummm....who actually says that? Well, someone who'd have unprotected sex with a stranger.... linz True enough! Especially if there's Rohypnol involved... OK kids anatomy time, I dont think the malepill is going to have any effect on F*&#*& up the @ss www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Remember boys and girls, keep it clean! Are you a member of the clean asshole club? Front to back or (music) duck n cover....oops that was a little before my time, but the fallout shelter made up for no treehouse www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

nope traded it for a joke book, kinda unwillingly, i was a runt back then..what 6th grade?; Not take trade from older kid that ended up in prison from JDH? didnt roll up some dirty socks in it BTW if you were trying to correct me it WAS spelled Big Bambu damn just to think i turned 40 saturday going back to 12 www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

dont remind me..if i still had that complete with the rolling paper..Big Bambu arrrgh www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Seattle..bleecch... go drive up to Bellingham where you will be in the sun belt or take the ferry up to Victoria BC(also in the sunbelt) of NW. IF you do get lucky and have sun, get to Anacortes and check out the San Juan Islands by ferry. Have fun!

that Excel stadium for the wild is tops! hell i was able to give up my seat to get together with a hottie at the top of the stadium and still see the puck. Able to watch a good game and get a date, now its back to portland winterhawks oh well........GO WILD!!!! www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

oh how i miss the DZ i used to do such.. unmentioned for FAA of course. REaaly fun trying to time your pull to where you fully open right above without a splat worry. or carving the cloud or going through, the smell and mist..shit now im bummin FYI, I have a friend that jumped in Aussieland and they jump through solid "we got GPS mate". One more reason for me to take a vacation there www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Is that for every time your offered??? I think im starting to grow tits oh crap now i cant remember how to climb scaffold..work on a hot steam pipe? no! all of a sudden a flight attendant job sounds good www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

You got a great point there. Just think of how many of us have been at the the bar drunk and end up going home with some sperm bucket, askes you for your # before you leave with the old "I usually would never do this, there is something special about you" Fact is you used a condom and she might have had more guys is the last month than the call girl. Personally, been tempted out on the road, but for some reason we as men hold some point system to whether we had a hooker or not, so I havent yet, only reason, because i usually can get company without the bill and the main reason: When you do find a woman that you can stay with without running(yes, fear of relationship) you want to be able to be honest when you are asked "have you ever been with a prostitiute?" Why, women, must you always ask THAT question? OH PS..a call girl costs a minimum of 10 jumps blue skies www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

what about limewire? shared files legal or not? I guess i wont admit to using it or not as the music police might come and get me www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

Oh, here we go. I see youv'e never been to Philly, to say that blacks are not part of the "greater constituency". Thats bigotry thats racist, to compare a perversion to the color of a mans skin which God created. I'll tel ya what I'd like to see about some queer month. How about explaining how they destroy the english language. How your parents or grandparents cant use a word anymore to descibe a happy joyful feeling. How a rainbow has become a sign other than never again the earth be flooded or the beauty of it. How about when you travel to work jobs across the states with another straight friend but you gotta watch sayin "partner". Take a hard look. They twist everything as much as they are twisted. So when school comes to mind, so does the english language and culture. Private schools? Why? Why should someone have to pay extra to have their children away form this udder bullshit when they still have to pay public school taxes! Last I knew it required a man and a woman to create a child. History of gays? how about if they didnt get AIDS they're.......Lucky... Ethnic history has its place as many af/amer and hispanics were not recognized in past school history books, but what does accomplishment have to do with whatpeople do in their bedroom? www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

the maytag neptune are top. Bought my parents a pair and hadmy own washer inMN but sold before moving back to WA. When you first wash clothes n them you will have so much soap come out becuase of al the soap that is left in you clothes from conventional. It saved me the laundrymat as a pipe insulator because the triple rinse gets all the glass out. Sure miss that washer, and the saved electricity. going to wait to see if house in OR im moving to will have gas or elec first,buy set. Parents set no problems 6 yrs...i tihnk moving them is where the problems happen www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

heres one for fun and takes an eye to get it: NE1 469 www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net

I wonder if him and Ted Kennedy will be going to AA meetings together. www.911missinglinks.com the definitive truth of 9/11..the who and why, not how You can handle the TRUTH www.theforbiddentruth.net