maxmadmax

Sell your golf clubs.... sell your boat..... sell your motorcyles....sell your plasma... sell your other body valuables....sperm..eggs...etc Welcome to skydiving! Don't go away mad....just go away!

I am closing in on jump 1000. It will happen about May I'm guessing. How much Beer do I owe? Are we talking kegs? What other offerings should I give? Thanks in advance. MaxMadMax Don't go away mad....just go away!

Years ago.... I worked at gas station on Galveston Island. Acouple of smart asses pull in and ask me where Galveston is.... I sent 'em back over the causeway to the mainland. How I did that without laughing.... Don't go away mad....just go away!

Congrats....you old bastard.Join the club. Is this the first time that you've turned 40? Beer. POPS 6669 Don't go away mad....just go away!

I know that there is a lot of talent in this forum and would truly like to know YOUR opinion. What do you think is the better container for high speed skydiving? Thanks for your posts in advance. Don't go away mad....just go away!

Chop chop for me occured on jump 424. Twas 7 way with a normal breakoff. Chunked the old pilot chute out and wham, thump and I have a birdnest of shit above my head. Quickly checking the altimeter, I am going around and around in a flat spin on my back. I swear that I hear someone hollering cut away! Time to chop. Look! Reach! Pull! That Raven popped out & inflated in nothing flat. The first thing I notice is how thick the lines are. I could pull a battleship with those lines. Then I get to looking for my $1400 bedsheet. In a nutshell, I land, My main lands & freebag lands within 50 feet of me. And sure enough one guy under canopy said that he was hollering cut away! Don't go away mad....just go away!

I jumped my ass off. Got 7 on Saturday. Also was on a SCR and a couple of SCS dives. Opened at the top 14 grand and watched the jets go by. Yahoooooooooo! Twas a great weekend! Don't go away mad....just go away!

With your permission I shall now steal your joke and claim it as my own! Don't go away mad....just go away!

What about my potato machine gun? And my spud cannons? Don't go away mad....just go away!

It's those damned Zoltoids firing the space potato gun at us again. Those Bastards! Don't go away mad....just go away!

The IRS sent a young aggressive auditor (male) to look over the returns of the local synagogue. The conversation went something like this. IRS man to rabbi: "Well it appears that your books are in order & legitimate" Rabbi: "Thanks, we try to account for everything" IRS man decide to have some fun with the rabbi and pressed on aggressively. IRS man "Rabi, I notice that you buy a lot of candles during the year.....what do you do with the drippings?" Rabi responds " When we gather enough, then they are sent to the candle shop and they send back free candles." IRS man (somewhat pissed off) " OK, that's great. I noticed you gathering up the matzaball crumbs. What do you do with those?" Rabbi says " We do the same thing but send them off to the matza ball maker and they send back free matzaballs." Now the IRS Man is mad as hell at the Rabbi: "Rabbi, what do you do with all of the foreskins that you remove during circumcisions" Well the Rabbi pondered a few seconds and replied, "Well, we put them into a box, send them off to the IRS and they send me a little prick like you!" Don't go away mad....just go away!

Hmmmm...the Otter still ain't back. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Don't go away mad....just go away!

I've had the most success with this simple line. "Who calls you Darling, Darling?" Don't go away mad....just go away!

Post: I'm bored... just answer the damn questions: 1. Whats your name? Max 2. How old are you? 73 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? It's an air thing 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Was married to a younger woman (24) but she ran away with my stock brocker. So I guess that I'm available. 5. Do you have kids? 6.5 (One turned out just half assed) 6. What do you drive? Unimog-diesel of course 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? You Bet! 8. Where do you live? During the winter, Texas and Mexico. During the summer, Canada and Europe 9. Do you have any pets? A bunch of mean ass bantam chickens & guineas 10. How many jumps do you have? 1000 11. What color eyes do you have? One Green and the other is gone....I wear a patch. 12. What is your nationality? American 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Yes but she tried to rob me when I passed out. 14. Favorite Movie? The Razor's Edge 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Relaxing and thinking about the weekend 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? Yes 17. If not... do you want to? 18. Do you have siblings? 11 brothers, 5 sisters and a spider monkey that thinks he is a person. 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Russia 20. What's your favorite color? The color of money! 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Moscow,Texas -------------------- Thanks Don't go away mad....just go away!

yahooooo......I hear that big Bird is back home! Don't go away mad....just go away!

Damn, I and thought that Houston's city council had the monopoly on idiots. It's great toknow that there are other elected idiots around the nation. Don't go away mad....just go away!

New poll out. Skydive Houston's Otter flew away a couple of months ago and we miss it! What do you think happened? Don't go away mad....just go away!

Getting my NSCR. We actually got 13 in the round and got it on video!!! yahoooooooooo Don't go away mad....just go away!

Just watching "Over the Edge", especially the Angel Falls jumps. Some day when I have 5-6000 to burn....... Don't go away mad....just go away!

sad to say that it appears you have some company.. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=985603 Don't go away mad....just go away!

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=983571 It appears that the theives have moved into the skydiving community..... Don't go away mad....just go away!

Muff Muff Muff, I am leaving right now! Bringing Orca the whale. Don't go away mad....just go away!

Another clue is to check the other Ebay auctions and contact the sellers for the ship to address & maybe they can even give you a phone#. Don't go away mad....just go away!

Raise Hell with Paypal......... Call the DZ's in NY and find him! Then take care of business! Good Hunting! Don't go away mad....just go away!

I am all for gun control............ Hitting what you aim at!!!!! especially slime ball thiefs......etc. Don't go away mad....just go away!