raftman

15 hours ago, brenthutch said:

In high school I used to hunt pheasants with my 20 gauge H&R single shot. I would carry a second round between my middle and ring finger of my right hand and would get doubles (I would like to say “routinely” but that would be a lie) 

With regard to semi-auto, I agree with Joe.  In shooting sports, as well as skydiving, the “old school” way of thinking has a way of sticking around for a lot longer than it’s actual efficacy.   Modern, well maintained semi-autos are 99.99% reliable.

 

I always heard the best weapon to be used in a bear attack is a small caliber pistol.

You use it to shoot your hiking/hunting/camping partner in the leg, then make your escape!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper:  the closer you get to the end, the quicker it goes!

Here's to him, to him , to him.

Here's to him, the best of them all!

He eats it, he beats it, he generally mistreats it!

Here's to him, the best of them all!

Him! Him! Fuck him!!

I stand by my comment and wouldn't  consider this a laughing matter.  I was taught to release the pilot chute with the arm fully extended.   I also jump with a hook knife, would rather have it & not need it than need it & not have it.

Just don't get lazy at pull time.  IMO this could have been prevented with a more aggressive throw out.

"and often there is something wrong with the airplane"     HMMM I might find somewhere else to jump.............

When I came of age and started driving my Pop told me "Son, there are 2 things in life you never loan out: your car and your woman, because a rod could get thrown in either one."

Right! If a word class canopy coach advised me to slide in my landings, I'd ask for my money back!

Sliding in is a terrible habit to get into.   Learn how to land on both feet or upsize.

Jeez 

I believe the correct term down under is "slab of stubbies".

Easter has been cancelled.

They found the body!

I always thought the glass was too small!

Whuffo written.  Parachuting is not skydiving. You can parachute without the skydive.

After all that don't forget to ARCH BITCHES!!

I remember AIDS:   Altitude Induced Divorce Syndrome.

I really liked his flyby under the student at 0:35 it almost looks like he makes a grab for silver.

I can't wait to try one stuffed in a jalapeno pepper & wrapped with bacon!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

A man walks into the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide.  The librarian said " Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Oh my what a big rds he has then.  And he swoops like a girl.

HE? Are we watching the same video?  At 1:51 I see a well endowed FEMALE having some canopy issues.

dqpacker's eyesight isn't so good either!

Pobrause you must be blind!

$1200.00 Direct deposit yesterday.

I just hope this is over by Aug. 26.  My feet hurt from being on the ground so long! When the DZ does open again I hope everyone shows up with nice KLEEN jump suits............