raftman

Just have your rigger or someone sew a new pocket on your jumpsuit.

And, of course, you know what they say about men with small hands... That they have to buy small gloves???

I don't hate 'em, I just don't trust 'em!

DFW or Love Field? They are about the same distance away, roughly an hour drive. When are you visiting us?

Sparky, Deck Boy, Treeman, Splash.................. You really don't want to earn a nickname skydiving!

WTH do you work that you have to blow everyday??

Years ago I used to frequent a bar that had a chart on the wall. You would find your weight/how many drinks/in amount of time to calculate how drunk you were. I used to eyeball the chart and think I had better eat before I leave, I'm 170 lbs now and need to get up to 210!

If they are so valuable as rescue vehicles, why not give them to the FD rather than the PD?

Hot chicks in tight jumpsuits!

There is a gal at our DZ that has earned the nickname "Flareless" after some of her landings.

You're right, they will never learn. After all they elected Obama. TWICE

Rescue for sure!

They taste like chicken!

Deep Throat- no explanation needed.

I'm pretty sure there will be 9 more months of political BS whether he sees his shadow or not.

Where's the rest of the video? Did they build the formation or not?

Quit yer bitchin'! It's costing you LESS to drive to the DZ to jump.

It's so cold out I saw teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up!

Vegan is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter".

My ex-wife left a rented Prius running all day in the summer Phoenix sun only to come out and comment about how cool the interior of the car was..................

Trump and George C. Scott?

It won't come to that because in the end we will give up our guns. Who is this "we" that you speak of??

All these people crying about weak plots must not watch any porn either for the same reason!

When I cleaned out my gearbag I found one broken rubber, two striped pregnancy tests, three expired jumptickets Four candy wrappers, Five pull-up cords, Six boogie t-shirts, Seven lady's numbers, Eight wingsuits Nine whip-its.

I can see that, it says Skydive Auckland on the helmet.