raftman

I always heard the best weapon to be used in a bear attack is a small caliber pistol. You use it to shoot your hiking/hunting/camping partner in the leg, then make your escape!

Here's to him, to him , to him. Here's to him, the best of them all! He eats it, he beats it, he generally mistreats it! Here's to him, the best of them all! Him! Him! Fuck him!!

I stand by my comment and wouldn't consider this a laughing matter. I was taught to release the pilot chute with the arm fully extended. I also jump with a hook knife, would rather have it & not need it than need it & not have it.

Just don't get lazy at pull time. IMO this could have been prevented with a more aggressive throw out.

"and often there is something wrong with the airplane" HMMM I might find somewhere else to jump.............

When I came of age and started driving my Pop told me "Son, there are 2 things in life you never loan out: your car and your woman, because a rod could get thrown in either one."

Right! If a word class canopy coach advised me to slide in my landings, I'd ask for my money back!

Sliding in is a terrible habit to get into. Learn how to land on both feet or upsize. Jeez

I believe the correct term down under is "slab of stubbies".

Easter has been cancelled. They found the body!

I always thought the glass was too small!

Whuffo written. Parachuting is not skydiving. You can parachute without the skydive.

After all that don't forget to ARCH BITCHES!!

I remember AIDS: Altitude Induced Divorce Syndrome.

I really liked his flyby under the student at 0:35 it almost looks like he makes a grab for silver.

I can't wait to try one stuffed in a jalapeno pepper & wrapped with bacon!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!

A man walks into the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said " Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Oh my what a big rds he has then. And he swoops like a girl.

HE? Are we watching the same video? At 1:51 I see a well endowed FEMALE having some canopy issues.

dqpacker's eyesight isn't so good either!

Pobrause you must be blind!

$1200.00 Direct deposit yesterday.

I just hope this is over by Aug. 26. My feet hurt from being on the ground so long! When the DZ does open again I hope everyone shows up with nice KLEEN jump suits............

All Skydive Spaceland locations are now closed till April 2.