jackwallace

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  1. Mt Evans is the highest paved road in the US. You get there on 103 in Idaho Springs on I 70,then follow the signs. Get to see the mountain goats. Breck up I 70 from there. . Take Loveland pass US6 instead of the Eisenhower tunnel. If you have time I would go south out of Breck on 9 to Buena Vista. The Mt Princton hot springs are nice and there is a drive in movie theater in Buena. There is also a haunted B&B in St Elmo up the canyon from the hot springs. I'd get 4WD if you are going this way, it starts snowing in August. Check with the locals about road conditions and what tourist stuff is open. Labor day to Thanksgiving is off season. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  2. So what would be the criteria for the "Hall of Fame"? Personally I think skydiver wise it should be a Hall of Infamy. Low pullers, bandit jumps, whoever invented the IGLOT, criminals (for jump money only), smugglers, thereIwasers. A hell of a lot more interesting, than, who built what. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  3. Grand Bizaar in Istanbul. Hattasus in Ankara. Don't know if that's spelled right, been long time. Tell people your from Chicago and watch their faces. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  4. Dish washing liquid. A drop or two, spread, let dry, clean with soft cotton cloth. Rain X works well too. Use to use it on the race helmet face shields. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  5. And sometimes he signs your log book D-What? U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  6. Just heard 30-40 DC3's at the show this year and their first night air show. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  7. Jake "the snake" Cramer "Every time you step out of the airplane you're dead. It's your choice what you do after that." Over the door of the DZ as you left: The sky like the sea is unforgiving of even the slightest mistake. Sparks, talking about team jumping; "You don't have to like the fuckers, they just gotta be fast." In some jump plane: First door on the right, first star on the left. My favorite, when ask what you do: EAT, FUCK, SKYDIVE U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  8. Seen it done. I guy stayed at my place for six months one winter. Started from 0 and left with over 600 jumps and a lot of tunnel time. I think he even packed for himself. If I was doing it, I wouldn't do it all at one DZ. Going different places can teach you a lot. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  9. When we jumped the Beach in Hinckley, we'd make Pirate sit in the back and hold the card board up against the door with his wooden leg. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  10. I have seen more than one instructor give up on a student. My ex-wife was told three times she couldn't/shouldn't jump at three different places. She has been on numerous world records and 4 way at the Nats. I have seen an instructor turn into a raving child about his student. 42 jumps and was pretty much on level 1. Almost always had to be pulled.Couldn't land for crap. Tunnel time etc. Some one suggested maybe another instructor try. Two jumps later the man did a stable pull and landed like a feather. Why? Chemistry. Is all I can say. I use to be in racing and people search for that chem all the time. Because it makes winners. Too many instructors don't look at themselves, I never turned a student away, even arrogant jocks. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  11. [email protected] Contact her. Ex jumper and CPA. Been doing my taxes for years. Even when I use to recieve them "care of general delivery". AKA homeless bum. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  12. It was so cold: the guy I'm doing a two man with has a ski mask on, no goggles. Blinks and his eyes don't open. He rubs his eyes and they come open. Eye lashes froze together. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  13. Cause they're old and had too much fun. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  14. Now someone needs to start another thread: HOW COLD WAS IT? jumping without doors. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  15. Usually I am sarcastic, but they put the Quad out in Deland in the mid 70's. Wart gear and I know he made more than one jump. Can't remember what they hooked up for the reserve. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  16. Interesting viewpoint, considering this sport's emphasis on self-reliance/self-responsibility. Just what responsibility does the student have in this learning process? What respnsiblity? You hold there hand going out the door and in FF. Wave, shake, signal them to make every move. If they don't pull two people are there to do it for them and if that doesn't work you have a computer to do it. Then another baby sitter on a radio tells them to check their canopy, turn, turn. flair. Pretty soon someone will come up with an automated cutaway system so they don't need to do that. Then you baby sit them through however many jumps so they are rock stable, turn, track. To the person that:"bullshit" You prove my point about bad teachers. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  17. One of my most 'memorable' jumps was a 12,500 jump in a C-170 with the door removed; and I was in the wind seat. I think we exited the day after we took off. We were very young & dumb, JerryBaumchen Which seat in a doorless Cessna wasn't the wind seat? 1969 1 sl 1 hop n pop 1 20 flailing through the air after that U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  18. I know a couple guys that have them. They had them put where they were away from the harness. Maybe can get it moved. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  19. There are no bad students only bad teachers. If you're student is too weak to pull the capewells send them home to lift weights and come back. Too fat, they have to be able to do 10 pull ups. Not paying attention, be more interesting. Or make them take the course over. Bull headed Polock, Jak za mas. I've seen a paralyzed guy they put in the lake every jump. Those are the ones that make teaching interesting. If everyone was perfect, you get bored out of your skull. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  20. Get stationed in Iceland in the winter. Or they use to have a Navy base in Olatha Kansas. I met a guy that was stationed there and he said he would rather have been stabbed in the eye. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  21. jackwallace

    Road Trip!

    That's a lot of miles for the time. If you just drove it would take 9 days. West of the Mississippi its easy to find camping, National forest, National parks, BLM land, state parks. East of the Miss harder. Try to see stuff that might not be there again. The stuff like the Grand Canyon will be there your whole life. Might concentrate on stuff east of the Miss time wise.And the south will be HOT and humid. DC, Smokey Mountains, Nashville, Mammoth Cave, New Orleans, NY, Oshkosh air show. Check www.roadsideamerica for some weird stuff. Plan jumping and partying for weekends, hiking, tourist crap on week days. People work during the week and you can get real bored waiting for them. Places I wouldn't go, cause there boring: Four corners, Mount Rushmore, Capital Reef, Stone Mountain, If you drive the Interstate you will miss America. Two lanes are where you see this country. The Spam museum in Mn. Sturgis. If you get to Yellowstone, stick with the southern loop. THe north half of the park is pretty empty and big. Try to be someplace cool for sunset and sunrise, Chesapeek Bay, mountains, rivers. lakes. Every evening stop at a bar and talk to the locals. Tell them what you're doing. It will be great. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  22. Cut away Boogies Smile always smile Jump with the guy that no one wants to jump with. Teach Get some one to pay for your jumps. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  23. jackwallace

    Road Trip!

    What months, how much time on the road? Travel on the cheap or? What do you like- cities to party or hiking in the boons? Camping, motels, bumming couch space? Jumping? What vehicle? Traveling alone or with people, dog? No matter what, Brice Canyon is the most beautiful place at sunrise or sunset. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  24. Try GO-JO works to take skunk smell off the dog. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316
  25. Wow, some english teacher somewhere is rolling over in her grave. Asking me. I'd use "a 1.6 LoPo parachute" Anyone old enough to know what you're talking about would understand 1.6 or LoPo. Calling the 1.6's LoPos was like calling the 1.1's "cheapos". As much a neck name as an actual discription. U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316