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    somewhere between Scotland and Spain.. it seems
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  • License Number
    915583
  • Licensing Organization
    BPA
  • Number of Jumps
    28
  • Years in Sport
    1
  1. Y FRONTS! 'nuff said..... ladies??? Oh, and speedo's ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  2. Forget the whole thing and buy a mac! You'll have less problems in the long run AND: Tax free shopping at apple store!!
  3. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET I passed in Feb this year, great feeling to have that 'book' in your hands huh? Although ours do kinda look like something you would produce if stopped by a german during WW2 ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  4. oh hell, yes I am, I like both pigs and sheep ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  5. what's your vote first ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  6. synchronised swimming On the other hand, one of my favourites is 'kabbadi' Rules, you can't breathe in the oppositions half- QUALITY! Wish they's bring it back to our television screens
  7. CONGRATULATIONS!! I gave 1 month notice 3.5 weeks ago, finish up on Friday!!! Unfortunately, i'm kicking myself as they are only gonna pay me 2 weeks as a final salary. Wish I'd have known that I was paid two weeks in arrears Should have kept my mouth shut and just 'bailed out' when I got my normal months pay Oh well, we all learn by our mistakes
  8. Fuckin funny mate! Is te 'velcro mullet' similar to a merkin? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  9. I'd do all the nasty things that I'd ever thought of doing, then, 1 day before I 'copped it' I would repent all my 'sins' ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  10. I was on the same lift as my friend who I'd talked into doing a S/L jump, his mum and dad were watching, it wasn't until I seen his exit that I got scared, my head was outa that door sharpish, once I seen his canopy open, I felt a bit better. Sure that they wouldn't have forgiven me ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  11. check your inbox dude. Let me know what you think..
  12. I did a static line cos i thought that it would work out cheaper!! I then transferred to AFF. Nope, i have never done a tandem. Don't quite understand why you would want to waste money on a tandem before AFF. Why not just do the level 1 THEN suck it and see ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  13. CRAZY!! http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13405591,00.html ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  14. what thread??? ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk
  15. Scotty Scott, the sterotype Scottish Scotsman, has snuffed it, fired out into the darkness of space, probably in a photon torpedo tube..... Black skies dude, black skies ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk