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  1. I bra for work otherwise the puppies are loose and free. Hate that bunched up feeling, and the underwire makes my chest sore between the bettys. IMHO bras should be burned and only wore in sexy outfits that are torn off within a short amount of time.
  2. I know for a fact that I have made you laugh and smile, and I know that you have made me laugh and smile. It is a groovy kinda love Cheesy!-40 hrs a week baby-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  3. Handed my card back and told them I would never give them my business again after one of their employees tried to keep my drivers license and I even had to leave the store and return with a cop to get it back. My husband still goes there, but I dont really have any urge to go back there again. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  4. Penske all the way dude. I moved to Washington State from Taylor Arizona. In September. 25' truck with a tow dolly with my Izusu on the back of it and my pathfinder ran chaser. The Hydrovac went out in it, there was a mechanic there in an hour, part in hand in the second hour and fixed all ready to go in 3d hour. Back on the road dude-Clean everything worked Good company and Good truck. That was 1862 miles my man with 2 kids. Glad I used Penske and full coverage insurance AAA discount. Good luck there in FL -Caress
  5. In this day and age dude, your not crazy. I would rather be safe than sorry. I dont put anything past demented- messed up people at all. There are sick freaks in this world, you do know that, right? I wouldnt trade being a parent for anything either. Your mother is proud of you, that accounts for the smile. My parents were deaf as posts, both of them because my window was my door after hours. But we dont live in that time anymore Twoply. -Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  6. Place a hidden video camera pointing to the entrance of the house, ideally with Internet access (This is for your enjoyment only). and one on the back of the vehicle to film her chasing the tape Overall, I think the haunted house thing with the crime tape is a SPLENDAD I flippen dea. very entertaining -Caress
  7. T. ex.: Du har tio sekunder for att lara dig Svenska!!! What is that in English? Soooo curious. I dont suppose you would consider squirting her in the face with a squirt bottle each time she screws up, or Tar and feather her a stripe down her back? Pay a dominatrix to come over and teach her some respect and then post the video for ryoder and the gang?( you must give dz.com its due for good suggestions) Maybe the Ace Ventura way of tying her to a chair and touching your eye, or using a knife and fork on an empty porcelin plate? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17-JYf3N08 (Ryoders suggestion from another thread) Copey and paste I am clicky challenged. Take her to an adult family home and set her up there, and get her some help she is obviously mentally challenged in some way. Of course my mom used a broken yardstick to cure stupid when that was still legal to woop your kid It stung just long enough to teach me a lesson
  8. You start with the polite stuff. Maybe even a contract at time of move in with some good ground rules. Have them sign it. all folks living in the space should be able to adjust it as needed. Then when or if the aweful stuff goes down, you not only have recourse, but legal recourse in small claims court as well. It is what I would do.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  9. Make sure you get her address and send her a bill for the time past 2 weeks that she was there and your food-What a horrible little troll, I dont care how beautiful anyone thinks she is, inside, she is a mooch, arrogant and presumptuous.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  10. caress

    Wedding Food???

    I got 2 big slabs of beef. I marinated them for 2 days then cooked them and sliced them up and had rolls so folks could make a little sandwich. I had fruit mixed together in a bowl and had whipped cream ther for those who wanted it. I had a Cesar salad, and there was champagne and the orange juice/sprite with sherbert punch. I had a pretty small wedding. I even made my own cake parts and my mother put them together. It was New Years Day at noon. (couldnt find a preacher for midnight)-Caress
  11. IMHO, if there is grass to mow, make sure that there is a mower and weed whacker waiting in the garage if you want them to keep up the place, make sure they know that and ask periodically how the stuff is running-my landlord made sure I had the mower, so I can keep the place looking good. Give good gifts like plantable flowers as an incentive to get out in the yard. Just thought if you were really looking to be encouraging!-Caress
  12. Never let a man cum on your face and get cum in your eye.-It stings really bad! do not learn to snowboard without a helmet on. The back of my head is still ringing from trying to learn to use my toe edge. do not kneel with ice skates on and lean your butt too far back never grab the sow fence when reaching for one of her piggies. ( found that out the hard way) Never jump off a roof when you are stoned with sandels on. ( broke the lower jaw in 1/2) I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  13. Really? cuz befor I did that, I wasnt " Firing right" but I am now and I am happy about that. So if it is a scam please dont tell my ass that okay?-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  14. Good Grief man-for some of us its a living. I guess it is the thrill of the work when it is done, there is satisfaction in how completely the homeowner is happy with what you accomplished. Framing, laying floor, trim, tile, creating cabinets and fireplaces that are house sellers, bathrooms so lavish, it is just amazing the stuff we can do now, and I for one like what I make and that I can make my own hours as long as my homeowner is happy. I like the freedom, and yup I am tired every day, sore and all of that. I still do yoga and exercise. You are beat to heck because you are not used to doing it all the time. Sure beats the flippen office antics and bullshit you have to play by. I for one dont want to stop what I do-Thank you very much
  15. I didnt see how that is done. Do they dip a gerbil in bleach? I just cant imagine bleaching the poop-chute. I have always washed mine with hot water and a gentle soap. I wonder what kind of health problems will show up later from putting pure chlorine bleach on your bunghole is going to bring. Why cant they just do a liver and colon cleanse like everybody else, and be happy? It is a rough two weeks, butt worth it.- An anus bleach- anything for money I guess-IMHO-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  16. Good grief I could have gone all day without thinking about the answer to this question. Brings back those feelings of Oh God That was a big mistake! and Damn that was good but I dont think I am getting anymore of it. and Oh did I ever drink too much last night and who are you? Glad that it has been just one for a long time now with clear AIDS, and STD tests for several years now. Did it all without catching the dreaded stuff. Whew! MI TIA LOCO!
  17. In this economy that is a big yes! Be up front about it to her though and make it clear for goodness sake. Plan it together. Then it is no big deal. Things are only complicated if you make them that way.-Caress
  18. you should be specific about what the bidder is to expect from you as a "date " That way you dont get caught up in something you dont want to do. Or you just might get a ZED & Marceles Wallace suprise. Dont want that do ya? EEEEWWWW! I certainly would like the winner of that to be some very lovely hot Lady (a real lady not a gender reassignment) who needs to cum about a million times, which you apparently say you can provide. Maybe she will show her gratitude by polishing your knob for ya!
  19. Not anymore D^2 than you I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  20. [reply ] lollipop . . . NOW! ------------------------------ What flavor is it? Where has it been? The lolli and all the way down the stick too? When asking where it has been, would I like her too? Is she cumming? Are you? ( that is tongue action) You made a mess! Now lick it up! Just playin!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  21. only time it should matter is if one is underage. Then you have to consider legal implications. For instance-My son 18 in Aug-His girl 16 just turned in Dec. So no nookie until after she is 18. Preferably after they are married. Thats the deal.
  22. I was camping next to an old couple who had a dog. The dog was soo cool. and they proceeded to show me the dogs kidney stones that had been passed. OMG That was just nasty When I was in 3d grade I asked my tonsil surgeon if I could keep mine to show everyone how big they were since he said that they were the biggest he had ever seen of course that answer was no!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  23. Luggin' that heavy Kirby around... just think, of what that can do for the upper body and for perkin-up the boobs! SNORT Chuck,
  24. Lou is right Twoply. The cold does not just affect toys, it affects big cars and everything else. Up here we have 37F with fog during the day, and freezing fog at night- it is causing major havoc with igniition systems and all kinds of stuff. We have a small Quad for our son. That battery does not hold a charge while it is in storage either. These things do not have altenators, they dont charge when running like cars do. We have a little jumper that we use when it has set for a while. Since you said the battery is fine though, I can tell you just cause you are in the 30's aint necessarily going to help, especially if there is alot of moisture in the air.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  25. Just did a prayer for you, your dad, and a safe journey for all involved. Hang in there girl. My dad has scared me so many times, but ended up oki doki. I will continue to pray throughout the day. I hope that everything goes well.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.