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for those whom have been here since 2007... you may have remembered that I came on here and asked for help from AZ skydivers to help find my niece Jackie Hartman whose body was discovered outside Sunflower on Feb 19, 2007. Many from here joined in that search, and in case you haven't heard, her killer has been convicted - guilty on all counts. I wanted to come back on here and thank all of those who dedicated their time and effort toward helping my family during that time and let those who may not have known- what has now transpired since that tragedy. Thank you for your attention- Caress

Anniversary- Got lots planned- wine- man- song- dancing- romance- every year now for 20 years-Caress

Ice 20 minutes on- 20 off and you will need those perscriptions filled and brought to your side with water and a bib - drink soup and it will be about a week and 1/2 before you get anywhere near normal- rest dude!-Caress

I thought The Eagles would never get back together, but they did. WFFC will revive, and be better than ever- Someday. Just not this damn minute

Dude, they cut your hair- keep them happy- they have to eat too- I tip my Hair person, besides that- she is hot, and she hasn't ever given any of my family, or myself a bad hair cut.

I just wet myself- I so needed to read that today! Thanks for that FYI of the day baby it so made my day!-Caress

1 can of kirkland canned chicken = $1.70

1 box of stove top stuffing= $1.79

put water and butter into saucepan with chicken and bring to boil and then turn off the fire and add stuffing mix- stir cover and wait 5 minutes. instant chicken and stuffing feeds 3. Enjoy total spent $3.49

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tried to make a catapult. The only thing I catapulted was a brick to the top of my head- that hurt.

fell out of a tree and caught the last branch with my feet hanging upsidedown over the bricks and cement- thought that was pretty awesome considering I was in black church shoes while climbing the tree.

tried to go off of a jump on my crusty ol schwinn- got a banana seat right in the kooch- That hurt

tried to swing like tarzan from a tree branch- it broke and I think my tail bone did too!

tried to get me a scooby snack at age 3 from a dobermans food bowl and the dog bit me in the mouth- got plastic surgery for that one.

Thought that I was too cool for calling a kid chuckie fuckie in kindergarten marched home and told my parents. my dad being a christian man backhanded me so hard I saw stars. Wow what a great lesson for me I still talk like a sailor!

Just a few of the ol juicy ones!-Caress

1. God

2. Hearing my children and/or husband laugh

3. Laughing

4. Super Hot sex with my hubby

5. A couple shots of Bearenyager and some more sex with my husband.

6. Well made chinese food, and a well made long island ice tea.

7. My husband doing the dishes- doing the laundry, and or doing housework.

8. Good music ( I love lots of different kinds of that)

9. An excellent evening of us and our friends getting together.

10. Time with my family on roller coasters, waterslides, camping, snowboarding, tubing. I would love to jump again, and would love even more to get my license.

I wouldnt take it. I would even tell a white lie and say it is against company policy to get out of that. My thing is you are letting a stranger into your personal life- not gonna happen. I'd rather be safe than dead.-My 0.02 cents-Caress

My 40th B-Day -Well it was random!-Caress

Never have liked Bank of America's policies and business practices. I have not ever banked there and I sure as shit never will. B of A " bunch of Asshats" Yup that atleast is statement I can see to be more fitting.-Caress

Bowling- something about hurling a heavy ball at pins that satisfies that urge to obliterate something with force.

Target practice- could be deadly if you do not have alot of self control, but blasting things can relieve stress for me.

Swimming- laps in the cool pool for a hot head- especially doing individual medley laps- works the body out and improves the brain for clearer thinking. Keeps your muscles in good shape for jumping as well so it is really beneficial.

Stream fishing - good trout fishing with a buddy, tri hook, and velveeta cheese, flask of crown royal. Fish fry and an overnight in an RV or camper up in the woods- good for you

Just a few of my favorite things besides the thought of Jumping again. Low cost and realistic relief. Good wishes to your swift recovery to unpissedness-Suzanne

Broke a glass coffee table, laughed while bleeding Fell outta bed with him ontop and he kept going while I was trying to catch my breath- still came so it was all good- Of course the usual raw spots when you go and go until it drys up- blue balls to, but those were the old days. I have gotten man cum in my eye ( oh the hazards of upsidedown sex), I have had a night watchman interupt my sex in the jaccuzzi, and wanted to shove his night stick up his ass(does that count?) and of course I have gotten the elbow in the eye a couple times. -Caress

Been there- done that- several times! Some of those nights, the best ever. I dont go there anymore though, but I remember them well. Some with me and 2 guys, other nights me, my girlfriend and a guy- just all depended on what mood we were in.

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Giving head puts a woman in an incredibly powerful position and is a very submissive position for men to be in. There are certainly men who have trouble with having an orgasm while being in such a submissive state.

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Certainly, not an ideal time to call her by the wrong name!


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I LOVE THIS MAN!-Caress

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I have had guys who dont get off from a blow. Of course we werent exactly in love either, just brief explorers of each other- Most men I have been with yup- they go off like clock work because like most of my skysisters I know how that cock work. As for whether the guy can eat as well as he can cook, well if he aint eating right I can surely show him how that is done as well. My hubby commended me each Saturday morning for a job well done, and in my past I had girls calling me back wanting to spend the night again. Even though I do not live that life anymore, I kinda took that as a compliment. Just my 0.02 cents-Caress

I'm a woman of course it is chocolate, but I sure as shit dont go out with the girls for chocolate. Chocolate is when I deal with it by myself, booze is when it is a bitch session with other ladies- just being truthful-Caress

Respect demands to put that puppy right back and dont even think to look at the cover again. Thats violating, betraying and flat out fucked up to read other peoples things without their knowledge. I would tell my s/o that I found it, and if I was curious to see what is inside, I would ask then. There is no honor in stabbing someone you say you love in the back by reading their most intiment thoughts. Curious or not, without their consent.-Caress

Have I told you lately that I just love you Mister?
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Do you have a powerful audio system?
Do you have a pair of microphones you can plug into the receiver/amp?
Have you ever seen the movie "M*A*S*H"?

Come on dude, I'd be cheering that shit on thru the wall, I think they would get the dang picture by then. Get everyone else in the house in on it, you might actually get some sleep for work in the morning, or have a complete orgy, either way it is a win-win situation if you play it right. Anyway you look at it you have to deal with it with humor and not anger, or you are going to pop a vein in your head.-Caress

Did She ask ya to?

BE NICE TO THAT GIRL AND HER CANDY!

Peace-Caress

one week dude and then it is done! except the stables of course Mayo, butter, marachino cherries, Whip cream should be thrown on the date indicated. Also you got the special coffee creamers too. Those have dates on them too, and salad dressings have throw dates too. Office refridgerators are like Bill Nye the science guy stuff. Use gloves when disposing of the decomposing- Clothspin if you gotta- have fun cleaning that fridge out-Caress

in law enforcement, and deployed in the Army NG- This guy is an ass kicker. So I would say even though he fights for justice and the American way- He's naughty behind closed doors. Never met him of course I am assuming- but it is suppose to be fun what the heck!-Caress

usually pick up speed near the end

One guy made me stop, because people were staring, I was pissed. He said that it was too much of a distraction in traffic.- Imagine that!

Oh well still need 40 hrs a week-Caress

Suprised I aint seen these.

The Right Stuff

Yes Man

Nothing but Trouble

Multiplicity

Braveheart

Just some thoughts. -Caress

washing my back, rubbing icy hot on my buttcheek/back, making my dinner, cleaning the garage, keeping my dirtbike running tip top, giving me kisses for making brownies, getting the kids to eat liver and onions with mushrooms, fishing for crab with, putting up the shed in the backyard, making sure I have my tires rotated on time and my oil changed when it is suppose to, taking care of my boat, so all I have to do is drive it. Stuff like that baby!-Caress