tunaplanet

The game blows. Much better games out there.

Techno is garbage. It's repetitive noise with no end. Rank it up there with polka, the electric slide and the macarena.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/12/22/airplane.parachutes.ap/index.html

For the record I want everyone to know I no longer feel pure by participating in this. I feel violated.

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Kermit looking forward and keep on walking:

- Listen sweetheart...I'm going to need a LONG ride.

Crack whore.- "well gorgeous..hehe, I can give you the ride of your life

Kermit (still looking forward and walking).- Do you have any idea where am I going?

Crack whore.- "I....I....don't know, but come with me and I'll take you to nirvana"

Kermit stops, looks at her

Kermit.- Show me the way

Kermit jumps in the Dart and they fade away in the moonlight.

30 minutes into the trip the crack whore jerks the Dodge off the road onto the shoulder in the middle of the dark night. She pulls out a switchblade and holds it towards Kermit.

"Give me all your money you little green bastard!"

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Kermit gets pissed at fozzie and ask him to pull over, Fozzie get out of the car and switch with Kermit, they argue a little and Kermit stabs Fozie because he fucked up, drives the car to a cliff and discards it, goes back to the road and starts to hitchhike

Suddenly a crack whore high on crystal meth pulls over in a Dodge Dart.

"Need a ride, sexy?" she says in a deep, raspy voice to Kermit.

I'll play

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I'd say, Kermit has a dark secret, and need to talk to the Wizard, but, that happens in the middle of the movie which is being shown first, and flashback to the beginning of the story.

Flash to Fonzie driving a Buick with Kermit in the passenger seat. They're driving to see Gonzo to pick up a package. Fonzie hits a speedbump and Kermit's gun goes off and blows Beeker's brains all over the rear window.

I think Kermit accidentally blowing Fonzie's brains all over the dashboard would be a good intro. What do you think?

Too weird to make this shit up. Going to do the Wizard of Oz.

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I'm looking for ideas on how to help people enjoy themselves

May want to break out Scrabble or Monopoly if that's your goal. Poker isn't to have fun. It's to make money. I played for 2 years as my sole source of income.

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don't worry, I won't come to you.

Great!

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.25/.50 4 bump max hold em.

ROFLMAO.

I saw that. It was ok. The cinematography was breathtaking. Not really into surfing.

Actually I never saw Farenhype 9/11. Honestly I don't need a full length documentary to tell me Michael Moron's ficticious movie is a lie. Only takes common sense.

I may check it out one day.

I am a huge documentary buff. Curious as to which one you feel is the best.

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Not so soon, afterall, eh?

I laughed at first when I first read about that. However. If the amendment does get passed he actually may have a good shot. He is extremely popular and not just with the republicans.

What are you going to tell your children if they figure out all of the innacuracies and contradictions in the bible?

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Ahh yes, unless you get caught nothing is wrong argument.

It's innocent until proven guilty. It's an American thing.

Until Bush is brought up on charges all of this hokey, "Bush is a murderer who invaded the wrong country" crap has no weight. We'll file that with the other, "Dems good...Reps bad" liberal mindset.

Lots of smoke. No fire.

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And we can tell from many threads who hates American values of freedom, justice and democracy.

Yes, we certainly can. Pretty much the same sort of people I mentioned earlier.

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It's time for him to go.

We'll file your opinion away with the other 6+ billion others in the world.

Well the good news about this thread is you really get to see which American posters hate America and all it stands for.

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See, the intention is good, but you guys invaded the wrong country

According to who? You? LOL. Please.

If Bush was a murderous, lying, evil person who invaded a country illegally and is personally responsible for over 1K American soldier's deaths...why has he not been impeached? Why has there been no legal action placed against him?

I'll let you ponder that for a while.

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Damn, a full 7 minutes before someone blamed Bush.

It's the typical liberal game. Everything bad is Bush's fault.

In a way I'm glad the party thinks like that. It's one of the main reasons Bush won the re-election. Let them keep possessing this mentality.

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unjust war that GWB started?

Removing a murdering dictator from power and seeing that Iraq will not be on the helping end of another 9/11 is a very good reason to go to war.

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No, it's a position of understanding human psyche and taking every opportunity to gain competetive advantage.

Negative.

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But I find it funny that many folks wanted JK, but didn't know anything about him.

We knew everything about him. We knew everything he stood for and against. The problem was everything he stood for was also everything he stood against. His stance on every issue depended on what voters he was speaking to. They didn't forever label him, "Flip-Flop" for nothing.

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I really don't understand why people are "proud" to be Americans.

You also aren't proud of your country's history either.

I, for the record, am extremely proud to be an American and am very proud of my country's history.