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  1. Anna Benson is the wife of MLB pitcher Kris Benson. She said in an interview that if she ever found out he cheated on her she would screw his entire team. She went on to say she would even lay down for the coaches and trainers....everyone would get a turn she stated.

    Well I'll say this. That may be the best motivation I've heard yet for a husband to stay faithful. I think I would think twice if I knew that the result of my unfaithfulness would result in my wife spreading her legs for over 50 people :)



    Forty-two

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    You ever meet a dead horse you didn't beat?



    I'll tell you what I do do...I never make false guarantees. I can accurately break down things logically and use my intelligence to come to an educated conclusion.

    Some people can do that...others can't.



    Forty-two

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    I think those bans are useless as well.



    And that, my friends, sums up liberals.

    Now you know why republicans will have been in office at least 20 out of the past 28 years.

    Liberals need to sit down and take a deep, hard, long look at themselves and their beliefs and policies. They are extremely backwards and causing them to lose election after election. Gut check time.



    Forty-two

  4. There are very eerie similarities between MJ and J.M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan.



    J.M.: Escapes troubles by transporting his mind to a magical world called Neverland.

    M.J.: Escapes civilization by constructing a magical compound 50 miles northwest of Santa Barbara called Neverland.

    J.M.: His closest companion is a Newfoundland dog named Porthos.

    M.J.: His closest companion was a chimpanzee named Bubbles.

    J.M.: Connects best with children, whom he makes his playmates.

    M.J.: Connects best with children, whom he makes his playmates.

    J.M.: Dogged by rumors of inappropriate relations with his young male playmates.

    M.J.: Indicted after charges are filed accusing him inappropriate relations with young male playmates.

    J.M.: Trapped in a sexless marriage that ended in divorce.

    M.J.: Believed to be involved in two sexless marriages that ended in divorce.

    J.M.: Enjoys dressing up in far-out costumes.

    M.J.: Dresses his children in far-out costumes.

    J.M.: Via adoption, becomes the surrogate father to a boy named Michael and his brothers.

    M.J.: Via artificial insemination, becomes surrogate father to two boys named Prince Michael and one daughter named Paris Michael.

    J.M.: Peter Pan's flight becomes popular ride at Disneyland.

    M.J.: Has season pass to Disneyland.



    Forty-two

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    "What is the Internal Revenue Service?"



    If I'm not mistaken you are incorrect. I could be wrong, but I believe the answer to that is H&R Block.



    Forty-two

  6. They already are. Too many people use them to gain attention. They ask questions that...

    a) ...put the spotlight on them.

    b) ...they already know the answer to.

    c) ...they don't really care how others answer.

    d) ...every other person on the planet knows except for them.



    Forty-two