peacefuljeffrey

What's the capacity of your slow cooker? I'm using a 12 quart pot and another smaller pot. Four beefs in the 12 qt. and one in the small one as overflow. I don't like to do labor-intensive, time-intensive cooking unless I'm going to make enough to feed a platoon for a week. I like to have a LOT of whatever I make.

I like that one, actually -- when I have a tube of nitrous oxide flowing over my nose!! Gooo-o-o-o-o-o-d-d-d-d stu-u-u-u-u-f-f-f-f-f-f!!!

I don't have a slow cooker, and if I did, I'd probably need five of them...! They're simmering in pots on the stove, and have to cook for the better part of 3.5 hours, possibly more, but at that point I'm gonna have to tote them off to work. Good thing I got my ass moving and had them in the pots by 13:30, 'cause they're due at work at 17:30! If you want the recipe, I'll post it. It's a good one, that a woman at work photocopied for me out of a magazine two years ago when I did it for the first time. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I took up a collection this week from co-workers, got $53 and brought it to the supermarket to buy ingredients to make Beer-Braised Corned Beef and Cabbage. As you can imagine, $53 buys a good deal of the stuff, so right now, FIVE corned beefs are simmering in Harp lager and Plochman's premium natural stone ground mustard. I must do something right, because this is the third year straight the they were eager to have me make this stuff...

...I don't get it. That movie hasn't been in theaters in years! edited to add: because I just know someone will think I really didn't get the joke... - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Around here, the "biker type" of stickers can usually be found at a table at the South Florida Gun Show. I got some of those white text, black background rectangular ones that say stuff like, "Question Authority," "Question Reality," and my favorite: "FUCK FEAR". I also got one that looks like a U.S. Interstate sign, and it says, "I-69". - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Thanks. I love the cat and all, but frankly, I'm poor, and so she's going to have the bargain spaying. Her warbling and...well... goopy dripping (EWWWW!!) is getting really hard on my nerves... Plus, it's hard to see her suffer in want. She wants it bad!... - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Well, I'm in West Palm Beach, and they will do the spay for $50 at the Peggy Adams Rescue League thingie (which, incidentally, is where I got my Feather -- pre-spayed). Is there somewhere cheaper? The vet's office wanted like over $200 and I was like, "You gotta be kidding!" They try to sell it as they're giving your pet such better care, but come on... Every stray I ever had came to me through a shelter that had spayed it -- my sister's cat, my other cat prior to these two, my current cat, and Wee (who is kinda my girlfriend's cat, though she stays here with me). They didn't botch it or something. So the $150+ difference is ... what exactly? OMG hussy is too mild a word! It's amazing how instinct tells her exactly how to, um, display herself... - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

One was enough. Whatever. At least I'm not on some pathetic bandwagon hurling daily innuendo insults at you, the way you are regarding me. Are you saying we had it out in a PM exchange? I don't even recall. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I always had wondered what role the viola had, and whether it was versatile or what. I was drafted to play the double bass in my junior high school orchestra, but I was not into it -- I envied those who got to play the melody. Is the viola strung the same as a violin? How do they differ? Blues harp is good, yes. I love the Neil Young song "Natural Beauty" (on the album "Harvest Moon") -- it has a beautiful, plaintive harmonica part recurring throughout. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

No no no, she's in heat because we took her in as a stray, as opposed to from a shelter, and haven't had the time/money to get her to the place to get her a discount spaying. Gonna do it soon, rest assured. In the meantime, she's a frickin' HUSSY!!!!! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I tried to tell you what I think of you, but amazingly, even though we've never had it out via PM, you're not accepting them from me. Oh well. Back atcha, babe. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

That makes it clear that even HEARING people should not walk along a train track. And this girl was DEAF. That's what makes no sense to me. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Dude, some people here (and in SC) just want to give me shit because I'm me. Let 'em. Fuck 'em. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Why on earth would a deaf person walk right alongside train tracks, since it's pretty obvious they would be unable to know of the train's approach from behind? This girl was killed doing something I would think a deaf person would never do. It's tantamount to her putting on a blindfold and agreeing to try to cross a busy street. Hey, trains come. If you're deaf, will you know it? Counting on feeling the ground vibrate? I don't know how well that would work, but I guess it was not well enough... Sad for her and her family, but really... come on... - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yeah, don't hurt your hearing -- just tell me to shut my damn pie hole! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

There -- more convincing. I got a chuckle out of it, thanks.

Yes, I would steer clear of people of the same sex, for certain. I would prefer to eat based on aesthetic appearances, and thus would prefer women who were attractive (I guess, since the question is odd in the first place, and I also find the idea of eating the flesh of another human -- for consumption -- pretty abhorrent). I would think that for some reason, pretty body correlates (this is non-intuitive, I know, since there's no reason for the correlation) to pleasing taste. So I'd stick to blondes who have nice figures.

Synopsis, please? And...what is your home country? - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Really? Which citizens, and why is it "apparent"? Not sure what you're reaching for, here. Could you make it more clear? - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Couldn't see that it was a direct parody of "Why I am a nun"? That isn't my fault. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

That's just a total invitation to turn this thing into a foursome!

Hell I'd pay to see that... Did ya ever see the movie "Wishmaster II"? The evil genie grants a prison inmate his "wish" and has the guy's lawyer fuck himself! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"