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  1. And oddly very accurate. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  2. "If you swallow chewing gum, it will stick to your ribs." 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  3. Since I have a thing for bleached blonde, redneck, trailer trash, it'd include, but not be limited to... Jamie Lynn Spears Jamie Presley Natasha Henstridge 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  4. If it weren't for their shoes, there'd be no telling them apart! 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  5. I see so many rookie mistakes, I don't know where to start! Lotsa luck involved there. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  6. Try Jack's in Panama City. Jack Smith was an Air America pilot, and has the place packed with memorabilia that make the trip very interesting, as well as satisfying to the palate. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  7. For my 48th birthday I started dating a 19 year old named Emma, who unfortunately for me was NOT built like a more traditional Emma. But give me a Misty, Candy or Angel, and there is very likey a pair to behold behind the name. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  8. Tunatown. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  9. Please enlighten me. How the hell does one TEACH a cat to shit in the toilet? That would be a very handy thing to learn for if I ever get a cat. It would be even better if the cat can flush too. I used the Kitty Whiz system, which has been around since the 1970s. Do a search and you'll find it. I haven't taught Vincent to flush, and probably won't bother...he usually drops sinkers anyway. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  10. Since I taught my cat to shit in the toilet, anytime I'm injured during rough play, the wound heals quickly. Before...not so quickly. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  11. ... clip ... im just extremely oblivious :P Not exactly a trait that will endear you to those you jump with...or drive with. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  12. I'd give the guy a chioce. Head or Gut? Her? 1. AtM. 2. Screw her...sister, Mom, Granny. 3. Dump 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  13. As a retired commercial pilot, aviation professional and skydiver for more than 30 years, I have to jump on the Sluggo Wagon regarding the V23 debate. If DBC was on his game as much as I suspect, his flight restrictions set the stage for V23 to be the most likely choice. Perhaps he had two DZ's prepared, in case the flight took the coastal route. Sluggo, if you can continue on the course you're heading, I feel you have a big shot at moving this case forward. Thanks for keeping it fresh. 359 (My BASE#, not my DBC suspect #) "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  14. I worked part time as an on call, Corporal Disciplinarian in the early part on this decade. I would fly all day on the weekend days, then discipline naughty girls/women on the weekedays, or in the evenings. It wasn't always easy, but the money was GREAT! The fringe benefits weren't too bad either. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  15. Excuse me for a serious post in a joking thread,but I happen to have Bipolar Disorder and I find the BP jokes rather offensive.Please dont stereotype everyone with a specific disorder as a "nutcase" just b/c of your encounter with one person who shares that disorder and whom you didnt get along with. Amber, I'm sorry you are having to deal with that situation, but I'm afraid you misunderstood my post. I wasn't making light of my ex's condition, but rather stating that certain qualities she possessed were unacceptable to me. Now I'm no one's prize, but to me, it was really no different than her being a thief, liar, or having violent behavior. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  16. Dang hippy! You do know you can get a Nokia in the US, right? 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  17. I once dated a gal down South that looked like a supermodel, and screwed like a port city hooker, but she also suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and Bi Polar Disorder which made it totally not worth it. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  18. Actually, I don't *really* think it means anything. But some people actually do. See this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11:11_%28numerology%29 Given all of the conspiracy theory around here, I thought Ckret's date and time of posting to Jo was very conspiratorial. Just like everything else. Like, why did you put *your* suspect number at the end of *your* post? It's all connected to this: "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." Right? I'm guessing your primary income is NOT from being a Guru. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  19. Our resident agent wrote the above at 11:11 on Friday the 13th. OMG, What does THAT mean??!! You know damn good and well what it means...otherwise you wouldn't have noticed the time and then mentioned it. Although I'm not of a trusting nature, I suspect that may indicate that Larry is really one of the good guys after all.
  20. In case some live tests need to be completed... http://www.gadling.com/2008/06/11/now-where-did-my-jumbo-jet-go-there-it-is/?icid=200100397x1203923435x1200159889 ...here's one you might get with some convincing paperwork. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  21. Find a trade school that will accept it as a contribution, and then take a tax credit for the maximum value amount. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  22. Snow. V23 is a Victor Airway. Victor Airways are 8 nautical miles wide, 4 nautical miles on each side of the centerline of the airway. It's not unusual to swing wide at an airway/fix intersection turn. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  23. I'll wait for 337 to return with the 727-100 flap and gear speeds before commenting further, but I will say that if Cooper requested 'any' flap setting other than "0", he likely had the aircraft speed reduced to a manageable exit speed for someone with much experience. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  24. I'm done for good. 369 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"
  25. Hey Slug...# 3 looks like a career criminal to me 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything"