skydived19006

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  1. Men don’t fantasize, that’s a chick thing. Men use porno! That is unless their with a woman at the time, then they’re fantasizing about porno. Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  2. I searched my whole life for the perfect women. At long last I found her! Only problem is that she was searching for the perfect man. Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  3. I think that an initial physical attraction is important for both sexes. After that, it comes to what your motive is. If it’s just sex, then personality don’t really matter if you think you can really do a f@*k buddy, one night, don’t call me, I’ll never see you again, type of “relationship”. If you’re interested in a potential life long partner, then after the initial attraction, the intelligence, personality, morals, etc. come into play! It goes back to animalistic evolutionary objectives. For the male, the ultimate objective would be to “spread his seed far and wide” and ideally to the most fit females. The female’s objective is two fold: first to find the best physically fit male to fertilize her, then to find the best provider to support her and her offspring. They can even be the same male, lol. Make since? Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  4. Thanks, I'll check it out. I like your tag line, I'm going to start using it, cause I am a flyin' penis! Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  5. If you know of a Porter located in the middle of the country that might be available for a boogie in Wichita Kansas July 10/11, 04 I would appreciate any information. We operate form a 2500 foot runway, and with the number of jumpers we would have a Porter would just be the best option. We would also consider a Caravan if we can't come up with a Porter. Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  6. I used to lift weights, but they were just to heavy for me! Hadn't thought about it but I do correct with rear risers after opening on tandems. I only jump Icarus tandem canopies (have 2-365s, and one 330), way easier than doing the work out bit. Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  7. Hey, you should check with Joe Thomas. Or as I refer to him the "Tandem Rig Adaptor", he's a tandem instructor and I think he weighs around 140lb. The two of you with rig shoud wiegh in at around 510, 520lb. If it works out, take pictures I'd like to see em! Here's his DZ.com id, jdthomas Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  8. EEEEEEEEUW YUCK?? Pia, maybe you could post a few pictures of your set, then maybe we could understand your negative openion of little Julie here! Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  9. Little Joe "The Tandem Rig Adaptor", Hey Joe, I saw a thread about some guy that weighs 350lbs. I thought of you when I saw it, you could take him for a tandem and still be under 525 suspended! Maybe you could even get him to go topless, so you could have some interesting pictures to post as well! There should be some video of this skydive in the 30 Couch Freaks video, that is if it ever gets produced! Martin Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  10. the lack of inverted tits goes to being young, firm, and not large, as I say "ya gott'a like that". She was making some kind of inside statement with the socks, I didn't ask. Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  11. I was instructed that I couldn't post these in my little personal gallery, but that I could post them in the disscussion forum. Well here they are. If anyone would like to add to the collection, I'm sure there would be plenty of appreciative skydivers. I also have a few more if there is any interest. Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  12. I got it form a 10 year old kid that his teacher told his class that you can breath through your skin in freefall. I gave him a little test for his teacher on this. I told him to ask his teacher to go home, draw a tub full of water, stick his head under water with a fan pointed at his ass, and see if he could breath. I don't think he actually made the chalange to his teacher, to bad. Martin Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ
  13. A fun, safe little Kansas DZ! We’re the most convenient (only active DZ within 100 miles) Skydiving Center to Wichita Kansas, located only 10 minutes SE of town (or about 15 min from downtown Wichita). The majority of our experienced jumpers are RW flyers, very few active FF skydivers in the area. Good times, sweet skydives! NOTE: Prices listed reflect a cash discount.