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Two women go out one weekend without their husbands and get somewhat inebriated. Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need to urinate. The nearest place is a cemetery, so they both duck behind the fence to relieve themselves. After they finish, the first woman takes off her knickers to wipe herself and then throws them away. The other woman, realizing she is wearing some very expensive knickers, doesn't want to throw hers away, so she looks around for something else and decides to use the ribbon off a nearby wreath. So now, feeling a lot better, they carry on with their stagger home. The following morning, the two husbands talk to each other on the phone. One comments, "I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon they're up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on!" The other one replied, "Tell me about it! If you think that's bad, my wife came home with a card stuck to her fanny that read: 'All the members at the Country Fire Brigade will never forget you.'" learn to fly in 3d

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Sheila comes home early from work one day and finds her husband, Mark, in bed with a woman. Sheila says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back." Mark says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?" Sheila shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story." Mark explains, "I'm driving along the street when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the blouse I bought you two years ago that you never wore, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought but never used -- I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, but didn't serve to me. I showed her to the door. She thanked me profusely. As she was about to leave she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore? learn to fly in 3d

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After a night of drinking, Mr. O'Connell was driving home from the pub when he was pulled over. The officer came up to the car and asked for his license and registration, which he gladly handed over. "Mr. O'Connell, have you been out to the pub tonight?" the officer asked. "Ay officer that I have, I won't be lying to ya. I have been out to the pub tonight indeed," Mr. O'Connell responded. "And did you have a bit much to drink tonight?" "Ay officer, I suppose I did have a bit much to drink, yes. Is this why you went and pulled me over?" "Well no, actually," the officer said in wonder, "It's about your wife. After you took that last corner there, she fell right out of the car, she did." "Oh, thank you for telling me officer, I thought that I was going deaf." learn to fly in 3d

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