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ROTFLMAO!!!! not jumping sux

Grommet Bubbles Peanuts Flare Hook not jumping sux

NO NO NO!!! South Africans are NOT that bad!!! We're worse! not jumping sux

Low: My fiance has been away on business for the past FIVE days!!! High: HE GETS HOME TODAY

Dead Poet's Society, Shawshank Redemption, Mr Holland's Opus, Last Samurai, Troy, oh and... Cutaway! not jumping sux

I had to post this pic. It was my engagement party last Friday night and this is a pic of me and my bridesmaids (two could not be there coz they are overseas). not jumping sux

DAMN!!! I wanted to on Saturday, but I've totally wrecked my back. Having physio every day to get it sorted. Maybe this weekend? not jumping sux

On Saturday, I picked up my BRAND-SPANKING-NEW OUT-THE-BOX Aerodyne Pilot 150! YAY!!! It has the same colour scheme as the one in the attached pic. not jumping sux

I take WAAAAY too long to pack. I also end up packing EVERYTHING - just in case I forget something. So there's no such thing as "packing light" where I'm concerned. not jumping sux

HUH?! not jumping sux

STEP AWAY FROM THE RIG!!! Don't risk screwing up your ankle even more. Take it easy, have some beer, and get back in the sky when your feet are the same size again! not jumping sux

DUNCAN THE CRAB Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until oneday Kate scuttled over to Duncan in tears."We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed. "Why?" gasped Duncan. "Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of crustacean...and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways." Duncan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness and to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Duncan the crab strode in. The lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Duncan the crab made his way across the floor...and all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King Lobster in the eye. There was a deadly hush......................... For quite a while........................... Finally, the crab spoke....... "Fuck, I'm pissed." not jumping sux

Rosa's answer to "How to get the attention of ALL the males on DZ.com"!!!! Well done girlie! not jumping sux

BLOODY MARY!!! mmmmmmm not jumping sux

What are you talkin about?! We get great pizza! not jumping sux

http://www.romwell.com/humor/HowFreak.htm Loved this! My Favourite one: 72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. not jumping sux

I HATE BUGS!!! not jumping sux

I'm getting married in December. My fiance is not into having strippers at his bachelor's at all, which is just as well, because I won't stand for that. He has told his best man that there had better not be strippers, coz he knows that in that case, there'll be no wedding! Such a well-trained boy! not jumping sux

Why run? Could these "possibilities" be so bad? not jumping sux

I'd be interested. Sounds like a great idea! not jumping sux

I quit on 16 December 2003. Cold Turkey. Still going strong. Put on too much weight though, but i'd rather be a bit more "volutpuous" than smelling like an ashtray! not jumping sux

O my GOD! I'm going to the 7th level at hell because I "eat at restaurants more than once a week!" Heaven Forbid Crock of shit if you ask me not jumping sux

Awesome! Congratulations!!!! not jumping sux

Brilliant!!!! not jumping sux

This airport is by no means "spectacular", but it is spectacularly small! I was in Northern Mozambique last weekend and we had to fly into Pemba Airport to clear customs. I was very harshly reminded that I was in the middle of Africa! We had to wait 2 hours for them to bring fuel in for the plane! The fuel at the airport was finished. They only had Avgas and we needed Jet A1. not jumping sux