totalbodypilot

Sling shot engaged! seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

"Turn and Burn", thats the life of a pylon racer. Get it strait! seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

I hate to warn you my friend, two days will not be enough to do a double elimination race, And as far as the placard, save your money to put in my pocket. My helmets coming home with me as well as, everyone other flier who enters, I'm into this 110 o/o, so you need to start doing your home work making brackets for the race doing all the math, on how many people will be there, how many slots will be needed, ect...if you want you can pay me to hold your hand and walk you thru how to set this up & to your ultimate destruction. When you make your rules remember, NO jump suits, Shorts & T-shirt was the bet, make sure you have qualified ball masters, judges that are not biased to anyone, i suggest some flat fliers who have been around for a while, and are sober. Boy, this will be fun. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

Well i guess they dont have far to travel and put some money up for this ho-ha in Z-Hills? You know their reading,...... seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

BOT,???? What the F#$K is that? I was inventing this sport when you were probably studying for you USPA A license. Are you putting your foot in the ring of fire, or just going to wish you could? Other wise trash talk to someone on your own level, and step aside. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

Sounds Like I'm going to have to make some room in my Apartment for all these helmets showing up for these ho-ha. Have a big sale On DZ.com or sell them back to you guys at cost, Sorry i could'nt help to do a little trash talk'n, i'm sick in the head that way. Sometimes i cant sleep thinking the Clowns will eat me, but then i remind my self,...they moved to Italy. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

I work for a "certain" MNF so i work from sun up to sun down, i FLY low under the radar. Wish i could. When i leave work its all about drink'n beer and be'n totaly unprofesional at my local biker bar i can crawl home to.

I work in Deland i come there everyday from Daytona

What do you want me to say other than Easter Boogie, Z-Hills, I'll be there with Ca$h. The BoyZ in the hood are always hard, come thalk'n trash and we'll punch your card. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

I'm coming there to race you pyllon. No entry fees, or other BS, you already get a free slot for the jump from the DZ, so dont try and throw other BS or countless fees on me, or waist my time. If you want to host an event go right ahead. I come for you, and who ever else wants to step in the ring of fire. Like i said before YOU'RE the one who said you would take my challenge for 10 0/0. Step up or step out. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

Ok, cheap-o, helmet for helmet, Your the one who said you would race me for 10 0/0, I may have went to school in lower Mizzizzippi but i know my math,if you got some balls you'll race for $$$ as well, make your next move i'm ready to say check mate. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

The monitor of this site, said no more trash talk'n. I can put a logo in your log book but its to offensive to be posted, jar head. Do you agree to my terms of the bet, you still have'nt answered...I still say $25,00. if you want i'll lower it to $250. $25. .25 and any body who wants in to take a chance at the title is welcome as long as they are rated, and have ca$h money up front. Plain and simple. Yes or No. All this gib gab back and forth is doing nothing but making my victory more savory. On a 6 year sentences i didnt budge,I stone cold looked up and and gave a grin & Yelled out fire, in came Suzy with a sub-machine Uzi... seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

If you want to go that far, how about setting up the rigs to where the losers rig is set up to not work and we call it death race..... seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

Easter boogie Z-Hills, be there. seek and destroy, clear and sweep, what ever you want to call it, its all fun in games in the game of war.

Just one last thing kid, if you wear a video camera to capture my backside as i smoke you, it's mine as well,... with the helmet. Like i said before, i'll sell it back to you at cost. Also, I only pyllon race, none of that other crap is worth my bother. I'm allready waisting my time to drive over for this ho-ha.... I want John Klueg, and Russ Wylie as the pyllons. I'll take your bet of 10 0/0 thats $250.00 right,..pocket change. If you want to up the bet i'm on... I hope you have a good luck charm. I'm pick'n a fight, how about impressing me with some flight. Also, last place gives up there Ecfreefly avatar. Boy, I'm going to hand you what you've been deserving, by thinking & living and working on a dz for a year makes you a hero, ask santa for a new helmet, take out a loan,seek some conseling and get ready to see the backside of me carving around to the finish line & holding your goggles when we are done. Period. End of discusing this untill Easter. Colon Berry

Current, is all about "curancy". If i have $2,500.00 dollars to throw down to race somebody trust me i'm current enough to race You.

Ok, Kid I'll let you have a shot at the title, for helmets. 2009 Easter boogie in the hillz, that should give you time to practice,...i suggest you do.

You show me that you've "done something" worth me racing you, for just helmets, and I'll be there. I promise you kid that you will be holding just your googles when its all over..... If you want you can pay me to teach you how to beat me. Other wise, stay out of this brother, $2,500.00 up front, no less. This race is between me and another man who has my respect for this challenge. You can rime & rant all day, but in the end, like i said before $$$$ talks, bullshit walks. Thats the way we play old school, something you should write down & take a lesson on.

Live or die, live to fly, ACES HIGH! If you think you'll even touch my helmet, you must be on cheap drugs my friend. Rules: no jump suit(t-shirt, & shorts), no stupid transitions, no touching, must make the gate (of coarse),Stay on the coarse with in the streamers, flip a coin for spots in the door, and all ca$h money is up front. Any side bets is good with me, i'm going to hand you your @#$ to you in a bag,..hell, i'll even sell your helmet back to you, at cost. Like i said before kid, you talk trash, I'll punch your card. If your going to talk the talk , do the walk...$2'500.00

Going back home for christmas, 23- Jan. 5th after that,...well lets just say we dont only play for money, but i want your helmet as well. I'm your daisy...

Handicap?!? Please,....i got no beef with you , just a Vendeta that can only be solved once and for all in the thin air with a true body pilot,...but if you want to play, roll your dice. I grant you that you'll come up snake eyes.

I live in a world beyond your world, what you only fantisize, i do. I live a life where nothing is beyond me, for all my charm, exspensive toys, i'm a un'flinching, calculating machine. Remember the BOYZ in the hood are always hard, come talk'n trash and we'll punch your card, know'n nothing life but to be ligget, ....dont quot me me boy because i ant said shit.

Big money gangster, do'nt play no games i just sling or bang. All or nothing.......

Hi, If anyone could get me Olav's e-mail or location that would be appreciated. Olav if your listening i bet you $2500 to Pylon race me...$$$$ talks bullshit walks..... Blue Ones, Colon Berry

Sure i'll come back, John has already given me a slot to coach, but right now i'm tring to break the fastest free fall speed in MS. I beleive i'll pass 400 mph,.....if i survive, we'll see next monday. God speed and all that crap, Colon Berry If your not push'n the out side off the envelope, & halling it back in, what are you even doing getting on a load! Im sick of this thing that we call free flying,"TM" How about calling it FUN JUMPING!