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It would be cooler if everyone, even the cops, went with non-lethal weapons. A lot of the mistakes being made are people being killed when a kinder solution could have easily been applied. I don't want to be killed by a gun for the wrong reasons. Do you? You don't want me to shoot you, 3 months later, for tazing me for the wrong reasons either do you?

Only with sex, but I consider it "making up for lost time".

I being taken to court. Got a pre-trial Monday morning. Paid a lawyer $2500. so I don't have to say a word. Apparently I injured an intruder who then called 911 on me. Lawyer doesn't know how it is going to go and said I had a better chance if I had killed him as it is now a "he said/she said case". Please send loving vibes my way. Pay for the shutter yourself and be done with it. Life is too short to fight for small things even if you are right.

Well I guess our conversation is over.

Change your religion to "skydiver" for best results. Like someone suggested above, Cutaway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOl4oeHZnBk

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Glass licker.

Seriously? No. Not for you. I won't do it.

Who decided to come to Detroit on Labor Day? Thanks to whomever stole his truck full of bullshit.

This is about skydiving. Not poly ticks. I mean, why vote for someone that shuts your dz down on Labor Day.

I found Temp Flight Restrictions for Joe Biden in Detroit. Please don't vote for these fuckers.

Just nature taking out another tall fucker.

Apparently my DZ. I didn't call first. I hope everyone is ok. I was there Saturday.

....Going to your girlfriend's house and finding a note that says: Gone fishing with Bob and Steve. Sorry, I lost my phone.

I try not to laugh when people compliment my shitty swoops on my 150. I know it's a loud tuna boat, but it floats my fat ass to a happy ending. I swear I get ground effect some times.

Free at last! Congratulations. Today is one of the greatest days of your skydive career. Cheers.

Those things are heavy too.

Dude, all our lives we've been trying to get "air", wanting to fly, and that stuff. Today you can get air, fly, and all that stuff....with just a sack of nylon on your back. Those from our past would think we are silly/lazy/pathetic,etc for not taking advantage of this incredible opportunity.

98% of skydiving happens on the ground. Try to enjoy that part as well.

Make 200 skydives first, then 200 base jumps, then 200 wingsuit skydives.

I did one static line jump a year for 10 years. Then I did a tandem. Then I focused on becoming licensed. Almost quit AFF halfway through because the gear sucked, my ears hurt, my leg straps were killing me and I thought the instructors just wanted my money. Went to a different dz and finished AFF in two days. So what if does get boring? The things you learn can be applied to other activities. Think of each jump as a stepping stone to the next great experience.

If you make good money, spend it. Throw it out the plane like confetti.

That's a lot of pack jobs. They don't make kids like that anymore.

Do you like roller coasters? Ever been to Cedar Point?