cocheese

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  1. Smokers are some of the most pathetic drug users on the planet. Don't get me started.
  2. I would tell my on/off girlfriend that her old boyfriend was looking for her. Hopefully she hooks up with him and leaves me alone. It's the perfect George Costanza break up. Purely hypothetical of course.
  3. Me too. I was 3rd from last out. Hell I went past them, did a U turn and ended up low. Then I noticed another guy way low. I put on the brakes way early too. I saw Cutaway the movie. Wing suiting anyone?
  4. You had to weigh 200lbs or more to be on the dive. We had 12 guys. It was a zoo... and I still suck at belly flying even though everyone was heavy. Much respect to the real big-way divers.
  5. Do the "Cocheese" Indian sit fly. So easy even I can do it. Just fold your legs up under you like a yoga/ sitting on floor position. Then go back to regular sit fly and do it again. Try the splits too.
  6. I do a high pull every other visit to the dz. It's a great way to end the day/weekend. Leg strap discomfort happens a lot, but I deal with it.
  7. Someday you will learn that doing the right thing is a better way to go for both parties. No I'm wrong. You'll probably always be THAT guy.
  8. Hesitation and fear will get you killed in this sport. You can't be a timid little girl and just close your eyes, tense up, and call 911 to save you. You are on your own the second you leave the door. Your instructor isn't God. And even your god can't save you. You have to say to yourself "THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO DO" So let's do this shit. I am in charge of saving myself. I know what to do." All you have to do is pull and flare. You've done it before. Now pull stable and flare on time and you can do this shit thousands of times. THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO DO! And I'm going to do it. And I'm going to do it right. Relaxed, with a smile, and with performance mode confidence.
  9. Hi, I'm Carlton, your doorman..... would you like to exit now? Can we talk? For the young ones:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruefrPXqhDg
  10. Say "If Frank says I called him a piece of shit, he probably is one, because I didn't call him one". "In fact, Frank isn't even shit. He's a piece of piss. So there". "Liars aren't this honest, Joe."
  11. Try an independent agent if possible and also like NWflyer said... the same company as your auto insurance if possible. If you have a claim, in some states, you have a choice of letting the insurance company complete the claim, or hiring an independent claims adjustment company to fight for everything lost. Like in a fire the insurance company will try to pay as little as possible. The claims company will get you the cost your tooth brush back... up to policy limits if needed. Of course the claims company wants a cut, but it's usually worth it to use them... in a fire situation etc. Oh, and please don't say "INNN surance". It's one word with NO emphasis on the "IN".
  12. That pic makes a nice advertisement for full face helmets.
  13. Quit with the fucking drug solutions. Have no fear til pull time. Visualize a relaxed experience. Go bowling until it sucks so bad you want to jump out of an airplane. Try a wind tunnel. Good luck and we're all counting on you.
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xomArI4aJ0&feature=related
  15. I'm running for President. I appreciate your vote. And here is an industrial love song. ~ Joe Walsh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCy8Xtp2P20
  16. We get it. We are all like that, asshole.
  17. Oh, so you are a douche bag? Kidding, Mate. Don't change. You're harmless.
  18. What makes you an Arsehole Squeak? And why do you continue the behavior if you are aware of it and it's consequences? People call me an asshole when I make them aware of their inconsiderate and or senseless behavior. Is that why you think of yourself as an asshole? The real assholes are the ones who are inconsiderate to others because they are greedy assholes. You're not even a douche bag, Squeak. You're just annoying for some reason. Why is that?
  19. Shoot to thrill, Brah. I wish you well in your transition.
  20. A few years ago when gas shot up to over $4 a gallon, I was mowing a required lawn on my list. It was huge and had very tall grass(vacant home) and we only get $30 per lawn regardless of size. I was trying to get it done before dark and was not happy at the time. The neighbor came over and stopped me. "Mow my lawn for $5?" I shook my head "no". He then said "Just the front for $10?" (which was 1/2 an acre) Me: another head shake "no". He walked away. I mow people's lawns for free if they really need help. This guy was douche bag to offer $5. He had lots money and a lawn mower, but was in a hurry to go on vacation and rain was coming. Anyway, I laughed so hard after he left I could hardly mow a straight line. " $5 DOLLARS! Bwahahahahahahah" Oh I think he heard me.