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  1. I really need to spend more time away from the computer...I thought you said "adds a different nipple". I'd say I"m losing it, but I"m not sure what's left to lose. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  2. Holy crap! Wally George. Man, I remember that guy, and how he wasn't afraid to get in his guests' faces. A true showman, that's for certain. He knew how to play to the baser instincts of his viewing audience. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  3. As stated earlier, protection & film. You'll need the evidence to convince all of the nay-sayers when you claim to have filled the sandwich. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  4. I had that same affliction once. Once I cured it, I found that I actually enjoyed life and was able to find someone perfect for me. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  5. Ah! Multi-tasking! I see your point. Sort of like pulling her hair and arching your back? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  6. My girlfriend and I don't have cable because we are rarely home. If we aren't skydiving, we're rock climbing or canoeing or going to the beach or traveling around the world. Maybe it's more a factor of what interests people than anything to do with some perceived imbalance in a person's nature. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  7. Okay, teeth are for leaving marks or shearing off chunks. The lips and tongue are for tasting. Hold on while I go test that theory on my girlfriend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  8. Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of a big, messy steel trap. I think God hates festering leg wounds on rabid priests as well. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  9. Wiat, I always got in trouble for biting girls when I was a child. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  10. I think the term we're searching for here is "rabid". Don't we have to put rabid animals down? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  11. My girlfriend is a physical therapist, and while she won't outright BASH chiropractors, she says that most physical therapists refer to that other profession as hack-job artists. Where a chiropractor will try to "fix" your back problem with a procedure (or procedures), most physical therapists will give you stretches and exercises that will help you learn to eliminate your OWN pain...if you listen and learn. That's the trouble with most people in pain: they just want it "fixed" and usually don't want to have to do anything about it themselves. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  12. Hey, look at that! I guess I did. What a boob. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  13. That's hilarious! Grand Strand approach got cute with us once when my girlfriend was pilot in command. She started off using the radio, then let me take it after we taxied from the ramp. The controller said something like, "Roger that, three one whiskey, and your voice seems to have gotten deeper." That guy was a real smart-ass. I don't hear him there anymore though. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  14. Nice ones tend to be found by like-minded nice women and snatched right up. When we're lucky as well as nice. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  15. Actually, I was just digging deep into the well of stuff-in-my-brain for my quote. I just take words from up there and cut and paste them into some semblance of coherence. Sometimes it makes sense, and other times spit drain watches lethal pole vault from speed. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  16. nudity Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  17. Wait, he said 42? It's actually 42 and sunburn. (Profound)Life is that thing we do until we decide not to anymore.(/Profound) Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  18. I wonder if that isn't less a thing related to new/young jumpers, and more a personality trait. I'm WAY new to skydiving, and I listen politely to everything that is imparted to me, verifying as much as possible with other sources if I am unsure of what I'm told. I would never, ina million years, think to disregard someone's advice or information out of hand. But then, I was raised to be a gentleman...and to keep a straight face when necessary. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  19. "Imaginary Monkey Anus"? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  20. My heart is heavy I long to be on the winds Work makes me blow chunks Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  21. I'm lucky, I have a natural winter coat. In fact, I really can't take my shirt off in public, due to all the Sasquatch sightings that invariably occur. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  22. You're right, I paid good, dirty money (what? they weren't brand new bills or anything) for that license. I'm going to march right up to my computer and give them a piece of my mind, from the safety of electronic email and distance. Translation? "I'm going to politely inform them of the discrepancy, and humbly ask for them to look into it." I went jumping on Wednesday with Cora, but I'm stuck inside this blasted (wishful thinking) building with no windows all day, and well into the night. Fridays should be a mandatory short work day. I'm 5'11", so I shouldn't have to work. We'll be out there bright and early (meaning, as soon as I can get Cora up and active) Saturday morning. We're bringing the fixings for her superb soup. Are you staying for the big shindig that evening? I'm bringing a change of soul for that event...things seems to get "interesting" after hours there. Later Gator, Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  23. If I don't get regular infusions (through videos online) of reality, the week just seems to drag. I mean, what is work, but the nightmare we slog through to get to the reality of our weekends? Unless, of course, you work IN skydiving. Welcome! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
  24. Wait! Did someone in here say they have windows in their office? I have a picture of a window, does that count? Welcome to your new life...you'll see. Blue skies! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.