Bolas

Shoes are expensive!! Even the cheapest ones cost you at least a jump ticket.

I have jumped at CSS. Great place to jump but not too much night life. I don't know of any brothers up there, but there probably are. Next time you're taking off just sing... DAAA dada da dada da dada, da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da dada da da Hey!!!!! And then yell "Who are the Rodriguez brothers?!?!" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

In best brain-dead Hollywood Squares contestant voice I agree Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Well if we're going country... But don't tell my heart, My achy breaky heart, I just don't think he'd understand. And if you tell my heart, My achy breaky heart, He might blow up and kill this man. To bad it didn't kill him before he was able to record this... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Okay, I've been poking around here long enough. Finally time to introduce myself. My name is Randy Johnson, Bolas is my Rodriguez brothers name. I currently live in Winston-Salem, NC. I started jumping at Skydive Orange when I lived in Richmond, VA but my home DZ is now Skydive Carolina. My D# is 26683 which is a boring number. I consider myself more of a post voyeur than a post whore. However that my change in the future (probably to the detriment of my job ) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Now that the lizards are gone, The walls are empty. Bolas pulls out some spray paint and writes: Join the Coed Naked SpeedStar Team this Saturday He admires his handiwork covering the walls and quietly leaves. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Quote] The guy who died was in the Carolinas, can't remember whether it was NC or SC, or what year. I'm pretty sure it was in North Carolina at Carolina Sky Sports, don't know the year. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

There maybe other things happening as well. (shameless plug) [Wink] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

The second annual ORANGE BOOGIE is here! The biggest event of the year at Skydive Orange, August 22nd - 24th. If you haven't visited yet, now's the time! Come help celebrate "Another Fabulous Year" at the best jump club ever. Besides the Super Otter "Mr. Fabulous", they'll be joined by a variety of other aircraft including a dash -27 Porter, a helicopter, a biplane or two, and perhaps even more! RW load organizing by Mike Davidson (Golden Knights) and FF load organizing by Steak and Leon (Elsinore Sakibomb) is included in registration. Also included are boogie t-shirts, Saturday dinner, boogie bags, and a prize raffle. Following Saturday night's swoop-n-chug, and dinner at the dz, its party as usual, Orange style! So get into the Roman theme, complete with toga's of course and any other gladiator garb you can think of, and join us at "Bar-tucus" (aka last year's Bar-thonon). Later Saturday evening will be graced once again with the sizzling sounds of home grown ELECTRIC BACON! Lot's of fun to begin, with Red Bull back again, to give the boost needed for a three day weekend! So plan on leaving work early on Friday, they'll start jumping around noon or earlier with interest! Seeya at O! (For more information call 877-DIVE-SKY or visit Skydive Orange)

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Back in college I printed the entire script to the Holy Grail and posted it outside my door. I remember coming back from class (the few times I went) and a drunk dude was standing there in the hall reciting the whole thing as loud as he could.... Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing your life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best, And..... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistling] Always look on the light side of life. [whistling] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistling] Always look on the right side of life, [whistling] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistling] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistling] Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistling] Always look on the right side of life. [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistling] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Don't forget this one. Hey Bruce!!!! Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable. Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel. And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No, No, No, NO!!!!!!! NOT THE TREE!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

That information is available only to speed star participants. Join the star and I'll tell ya... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Not a problem. This dude's a certified badass!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Just heard we've got a video person This will probably make the boogie video Should we make this person be naked as well? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Team Flap and Whistle Okay, first post, gotta make this good... Come to Skydive Orange Saturday, August 23rd and make help us make a naked speedstar during the Orange Boogie and raise money for the hangar fund. First time naked jumpers are encouraged, I am. I will donate to the Orange new hangar fund $1 per jumper another $1 for first time jumpers and another $1 for chick jumpers Donation matching is encouraged, but not required Ideally we want to the exit and the speedstar to be boy/girl (AKA peg/hole) If you're interested email me at bolas@dropzone.com Include Name, Sex, # of Jumps, # of Naked jumps, biggest speedstar or r/w formation you've been on that built For information on Naked skydiving go to http://www.4x4naked.com/skydive/naked.htm If Stephen Baldwin can do it, so can we!!!! Depending on how many people we get, we may be able to do an ALL NAKED LOAD!!! Okay legal crap: Event not sponsored or endorsed by SOI, Rainbow Parachutes or any of their subsidiaries Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.