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  1. Rocky horror show, Gone fishing
  2. Zep

    Funny news item

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44721465 Please don't move it to the SC it's humor. Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    briggs stratton help

    I've got a 16hp twin (horizontal) that needs a new starter motor. I have to order it online but cant find a part number stamped on it. anyone know where it is. thanks. Gone fishing
  4. Zep

    The Earth is FLAT

    Oh, if it's proof you want, mister spoilsport, just look at all the skydiving footage - You can clearly see the curve of the horizon. That's just silly, everyone knows that the curvature of the horizon is an optical effect of having round eyes, the same effect can be noticed from videoing or taking photos whilst using a round lens. Gone fishing
  5. Pilot falls out of helicopter. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41147046 Gone fishing
  6. Zep

    80 years

    I think that in this throw away society some of us could learn a few lessons from these two http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-40312767 Gone fishing
  7. A hair cut. Nah, looks like she got them all cut. Gone fishing
  8. You'd think for that price it would also tell you if the woman or sexual partner was faking it Gone fishing
  9. So another one learns that money isn't every thing good for her. I've left a few jobs where I earned loads but couldn's stand the politics. Now I'm my own boss and laughing every day. Gone fishing
  10. Crabbies ginger ale My first wife Spare ribs from the little take out in Pettswood Bromley My second wife Real English and Irish beer, Stout Driving on the "right" side of the road Gone fishing
  11. That's good and I enjoyed it, But this is better. BETTER Gone fishing
  12. Well tickle me pink. Gone fishing
  13. Zep

    40 BUCKS

    You really have become the assoles of the "civilized world". 40$ Funny side, their is no funny side, you've gone from world leaders to sick Dogs. Gone fishing
  14. Sounds like the guy was a Democrat Gone fishing
  15. I passed the 11+ with a high score and was automatically placed in a grammar school. But that was 50 years ago. Gone fishing
  16. I was a kid from a working class background in southeast London. Went to a grammar school, had no private tutoring, got a full scholarship to Cambridge, got a "Double First", got a PhD, became a professor... That statement is rubbish. Mores et Studia Gone fishing
  17. Round here all the jerks have John Deere's. The nice people have yellow, blue or red ones. I know they're not technically cars but they still jam up the lanes Gone fishing
  18. We know God exists, Some times intelligent people can say some really stupid things. Gone fishing
  19. How about the most logical answer, We'd look silly without them. Gone fishing
  20. Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel so lets have beans for every meal Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    Moms' Accident

    So Wolowitz mother died skydiving. Gone fishing
  22. Ahh, you see your invisible friend gave us mere mortals the gift of free will which basically meant we can do as we please while your invisible friend takes no responsibility. Meanwhile my non existent (never existed) invisible friend Harvey lets me do as I please (within social confines) without wasting valuable Sunday mornings. Gone fishing
  23. PC bollocks at it's best, even the Scot the ITV used to check that no foul language was used couldn't understand her. Gone fishing
  24. Hey, we made sure that all the people who were responsible for those crimes against humanity are not just in jail, they're dead. Justice, eh? I took it as he was saying that in a few days he'll be back in the USA. Gone fishing
  25. Zep

    Getting hitched!!

    Sorry to hear that, But after all you are in France maybe you're setting your sights to high. Gone fishing