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  1. I only had to run because you got gun out and the girls need protecting. Boys and their toys eh! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  2. cheers dude. Its been a struggle but I got there! Cheers for all your help! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  3. another night of madness.. You dont know shit about madness you pole smoking European salad abuser. Who likes cock. With a side order of penis. In your bottom. Is that enough? /never been banned //likes slashies /// oops this is not fark "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  4. 1st time I went to the US was to Lake Wales. There was a Frog record going on and some old boys tried to explain the difference to me. Unfortuneatly they also had some homebrew tucked inside their dungarees so I cant remember the answer. Fuck, all I remember about that night is Frenchy telling me no to fuck with his fire. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  5. No one needed to put me up to it mate. Never met you but always liked your pikey arse since you first popped up and started spouting your gob off Not only have you talked it, you have walked it, unlike so many of us. Hats off to you sir! Its like Frankenfurters says "Dont Dream it, be it!". You twat btw Whispas are back in the UK "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  6. The New American Story. Hope you are living the dream Andy "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  7. totally agree, that why I cook every day. Well that and being single. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  8. Already have, see sac thread.... "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  9. When I was in school I had summer jobs washing up in cafes which I hated, shit pay, shit job with shit managers. That may inform my feelings about washing up. I fucking love (mechanical) dishwashers. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  10. I would wash your ride in scanties but cross Atlantic tickets are so expensive. Unless you're prepared to pay for my ticket and lodging, plus high quality lingerie (Vicrtoria Secret preffered) in man size it aint going to happen. And you wont get any extras. I guess I just find someone who is willing to contribute to the meal attractive, therefore sexy, rather than someone who sits back and takes what they can get. Plus knowing my needs (a hatred of pot washing) helps. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  11. I love prepping and cooking, hate cleaning up after. What do you think of a lass who jumps in and tells you to go have a ciggie/beer whilst they finish off?
  12. This has been released by bit9 and its sort of a PR puff piece for their software. Have a look here http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/12/12/app_threat_list/ Its a bit of a MS/bit9 fnord. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  13. Mate sorry, sometime I can race ahead whilst trying to explain shit. I'm sure in your area of knowledge somethings that seem obvious to you that outsider would not know shit about. What you need is the .iso file file from here, http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=115843&package_id=271779 You need to burn this to a CD (I suggest ISOrecorder if your PC doesn't recognise ISO formats) and boot off it. If you need further help PM me and I'll talk you though it. To be honest though I probably would have taken it back but I realise this can be difficult when its a gift from the Mrss. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave
  14. Just because I watch it and know binary doesn't mean I'm so anal I get the mirror image of details 1st time. Did anyone work out the alien language in the titles Whistles, walks away.... "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave