usedtajump

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  1. Never trust a Christian who wears $2000.00 suits. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  2. Fine wine! Call it like it is--Old Fart! Wow! That was harsh!! Harsh? Harsh? You silly kids have no clue about what harshness awaits you. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  3. I got 'em all correct. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  4. ...........how the blind know when to quit wiping? The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  5. Jacob Brodbeck beat that by several years in 1865 in a coil spring powered "airship": http://texaslesstraveled.com/brodbeck.htm "The airship, featured an enclosed space for the "aeronaut," a water propeller in case of accidental landings on water, a compass, and a barometer. While there were plenty of credible witnesses to the history-making event, no one bothered to take photographs, so the exact size, shape and success or failure of the air ship's maiden voyage is purely a matter of speculation. But according to published accounts, Brodbeck's air ship managed to lift off from the ground above 12 feet and fly a distance of about 100 feet before the coil came unwound and the ship crashed into a chicken coup injuring the inventor. It may have not been an earth-shattering feat, but it certainly qualified as the first successful powered flight of an aircraft, predating Wilbur and Orville's Kittyhawk flight by 40 years. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  6. Naw, Murdoch, et al have been saved by the Oslo bomber/shooter. Woudn't be surprised if it wasn't set up by News Corp. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  7. Wow, that there's an infinite supply of talent. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  8. UPDATE: "The suspect has escaped, fled to Russia and is reportedly in hiding with an assumed name, Ivona Kutchurkokoff. Russian authorities have been alerted." The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  9. Given the *large* assumption that Murdoch was aware of the practice at all, I agree. Of course, the usual suspects also fail to mention that it was investigators that did the tapping and not reporters - of course, that wouldn't fit with the whole "look what Rupert did" theme, now would it? Edit to add: I see that the paper is being shut down. Happened on his watch though. Captain of the ship and you know, all that old rot there matey. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  10. My older brother for about fifteen years. Didn't even go to the funeral when he died about three years ago. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  11. Wonder if he ever refused to give a lady the morning after pill? The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  12. Pro football had been ruined for quite a few years before this latest flailex. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  13. Yeah, I missed that part, because it's not true, but please hang onto any shred of evidence that your desire for revenge torture has some deeper purpose. Here is one for ya.... http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/osama-bin-laden-dead-renews-debate-waterboarding-interrogation/story?id=13518686&page=1 http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/05/03/rep-king-waterboarded-ksm-gave-up-bin-ladens-courier/ Jury is still out...... I don't have fingers and toes enough to count the times where Republicans have replied to me, in answer to this or that happened/started under the GWB administration replied "Bush is gone now, Obama is the president and he needs to fix it". Well, right, GWB is gone and Obama fixed it. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  14. I keep a good supply of large bottle rockets and firecrackers around the farm for that same purpose, guess they're next. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  15. I'd have done the burial at sea thing except I'd have secretly kept the head........for those who need to see the long form. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  16. +1 The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  17. Better bring the troops home ASAP to defend the homeland, this is just the beginning. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  18. Does that mean the war's finally over? The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  19. Wasn't there a very suspicious Trump Corp. helicopter crash back in the 80s that wiped out some Trump executives that had gotten on his bad side? The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  20. Did those many times back in the early eighties with a standard weight Strato Cloud and a T-10 and IIRC, it was really much easier than it sounds. Now, the really hard ones were stacking two or more t-10s together......intentionally. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  21. I think Trump should release his medical records, specifically his mental health records. I think he may be bipolar / sociopath but if he's not, he needs to prove to the American people that he's not really as crazy as he looks and sounds. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  22. Yeah, like that'll ever happen. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  23. Thanks for the tour Rich, always enjoy your reports. That area of Texas is so remote and barren but always presents something new to find if you're up to the challenge of seeking it out. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  24. Obama, yeah most likely but Ford, that luckless fucker didn't have time enough to finish his first cup of coffee of White House coffee, much less have anything to lie about before he was voted out in favor of JC. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.
  25. Every 21st of the month when the SS check arrives. The older I get the less I care who I piss off.