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Subject: Hu's in China Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor! George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. > > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > > > Condi: Yes. > > > George: I mean the fellow's name. > > > Condi: Hu. > > > George: The guy in China. > > > Condi: Hu. > > > George: The new leader of China. > > > Condi: Hu. > > > George: The Chinaman! > > > Condi: Hu is leading China. > > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. > > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > > > Condi: That's the man's name. > > > George: That's who's name? > > > Condi: Yes. > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. > > > Condi: That's correct. > > > George: Then who is in China? > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > George: Yassir is in China? > > > Condi: No, sir. > > > George: Then who is? > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > George: Yassir? > > > Condi: No, sir. > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > > Condi: Kofi? > > > George: No, thanks. > > > Codi: You want Kofi? > > > George: No. > > > Condi: You don't want Kofi. > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N. > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > > > Condi: Kofi? > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > > > Condi: And call who? > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China. > > > George: Will you stay out of China?! > > > Condi: Yes, sir. > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > > > Condi: Kofi. > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. > > > (Condi picks up the phone.) > > > Condi: Rice, here. > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? OVER

Today I could buy 2 chem lights. Interestlingly according to Hungarian regualtions for night jumps you only have to have a torch to check you canopy after it is opened. You do not have to illuminate yourself nor your altimeter or stopwatch -I do not think nowadays would anybody jump with a stopwatch- if the freefall time is less than 10 seconds. I would suspect the altitude will be 2000m or maximum 3000m, so I will use my MAID Multipurpose-Altimeter-Illuminating-Device. Oh another question, if during the descent I will took a picture with a simple automatic camera will it work. My friend say it will not because I can use very sensitive (fast) film, but as the lenses of the cheap(shit)camera will not be open for long time I won't get a clear picture. Any Ideas? OVER

I am from YURP so I am working hard here in the office, while you lazy imperialist Americans are sleeping. OVER

I read an article in a Hungarian magazine for skydiving instructors (1983/3 Issue). It had an article called "~Spin with a Paracommander" it was printed in Skydiver in 1965 if somebody has it should post it is very funny it demonstrates the Paracommander's capabilities in a humorous way. The writer pseudonim is L.D. Vinci. Oh in my club we have a UT-15 canopy I think that is the Soviet copy of the Paracommander. I think it has certificate another year of operation, although nobody uses it. But, now somebody wanted to install a 3 ring system on it and put it in a modern container (now it comes with chest mounted-reserve). I have a clubmate with ~25 jump and he is desperate to jump with the UT-15! Everybody tells him that it will be a painfull experience, but if this is what he wants! OVER

Scary stories from Hungary: We have an old ex-instructor in our skydiving club. Many years ago he was a jumpmaster in a load. Most of the novice jumpers whom he had taken up had 5-15 jumps. So, he opens the door (Antonov An-2) directs the plane, looks back to the jumpers and says: "Bye-bye guys, you know how to jump out!" and jumps out! There was another story quite Urban (Skydiving) Legend but might be true. Military jump from a helicopter (Mi-2 or Mi-8) in the 60s or 70s. One experienced sergeant sits next to the door and falls asleep during the ride up. However they cancell the jump. The helicopter lands, but the engines (rotors) are still running. Somebody yells at the sergeant: "Comrade Sergeant, JUMP!" The man quickly wakes up and with the same motion throws himself out. Landing on the grass runway in a perfect arch! Might not be true but its funny. OVER

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Take a 30 inch iron pipe (typical household item for water pipes) hit the first man who has a mobile in his hand. Catch the falling mobile. If you are fast enough you have a nice mobile. Than you only have to get a charger for it. OVER

The problem is that here in Hungary I only saw the big chem lights in a military shop. But as I think I will jump from a maximum of 2000m one option is that I simply count the seconds -which I really do not like-. My only problem is that the wind will blow it away although the designer (me :-)) did a pretty good job. I will try it first at a normal jump see how it works. OVER

Thanx but we use ripcords so I do not have such a PC that you have. And I would not put anything in the "spring drouge chute". But the idea is good. Usually my club who owns the chutes writes sowehere on the risers/canopy/container with alchoholic pen "FRO HIGH REWARD CALL..." maybe it works. OVER

I hope somebody can help me. Next weekend if the weather will be good I will have the possibility to have night jump(s). My problem is how to illuminate my altimeter. I have a Sapphire (Metric) altimeter. My idea was: I cut the cover page of a document folder (pretty strong paper). Applied some scotch tape, a broken ruler -for more strength- and some "sponge" (I do not know the name of it, it is some kind of an insulation material) to have a something what I can put on the chest strap to hold the flash/torch. The attached image shows it. You think it is OK? If you have some advices for the jump please tell them. Although I will jump a round chute so even with my little 44 jumps the best advice is to close my legs and face the wind. OVER

Hungarian fluent English very good :-) Russian intermediate Also learnt -French -German -Hebrew but I forgot most of them OVER

Antonov An-2 (many of them) Last was HA-MCB UTVA-66 (HA-SLS) OVER

Did you know that 0.0002977 fortnights are 3,6009792E10 shakes (what is a shake ? )? It is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! OVER

Yesterday I had my first 3000m jump!!!!!!! 40 seconds, unbelievable!!!!!!! It was very interesting lots of time, enough to correct all my lil problems spins and other nasty stuff. I did not screw up my exit, although I was open at 950m (~3116,7979 ft) which is a bit too high. Although the wind was strong a bit for round chutes. I landed 6-700 meters from the airport and the wind was drafting me back but I realized that it is much more comfortable to land on a nice soft argicultural field. OVER

Here in Hungary, before you board the plane, usually you stand in a nice row and the jumpmaster (here it is called jumpcommander) checks your gear. With my own eyes I saw -I was on the plane too- when a jumpcommander checked a gear of a jumper with ~13000 jumps (he holds the Hungarian record), and for the guy it was natural and did not say anything, did not try to stop because of his jumpnumber. It is really strange when we jump sometimes there are whuffo passengers in the plane without rigs than come the jokes "I would not fly with this plane without a parachute etc. etc." In US passangers are allowed to be on a jump plane? OVER

It was illegally recorded for HBO. With an illegal decoder! I am a criminal. The problem is, that I have the same cover. First I tried to download from www.cdcovers.cc they have a huge number of CD/VCD/DVD/VHS/Computer games covers but they do not have Cutaway. For examlpe a VHS cover they have for A movie is a 1123 x 800 JPEG and what I have for Cutaway is a 264 x 475 shitty JPEG. If I try to print that out it is useless. OVER

Does anybody have the VHS cover for the Cutaway movie? I could only download a very poor quality JPEG. I hope somebody can send it to me or post it here. Thanx I have only this (poor) one OVER

8-way with my body OVER

Tie my (dead) body to an H-Bomb and drop and detonate over a hostile (any) Arab country. THAT IS A FUNERAL! OVER

I have good answers before leaving: Oh, we have to pack the chutes so I have to help I have to go to help the instructor with the newbies... I think the weather will be bad, but we'll go out to check something. I do not think I will jump I am in bad mood I just go out to talk with the friends OVER

If I could start again I would not even tell them I am jumping. Everytime I go to jump they are too nervous. I heard about a guy who lived near the DZ so used to go and jump but told his wife good lies like: I go down walk a bit, I am with my friends, etc. So finnaly he told that he is jumping after a year. OVER

I read a very good book of a Hungarain writer/reporter he made a one month trip in Israel and made many interviews -rather friendly talks with many kind of people old, young etc.-. Once as he wrote, he spent a weekend at a kibutz -agricultural colony/farm/village- and he noticed that some old concentration camp survivers never leave any food, when they finish their and always take a slice of bread with them. They said that anybody who once starved knows what the real value of food. I know that I can not send the food I through out to somebody. Anywas I do not like throughing out food. OFF-TOPIC ...and anything els. Sometimes my mom tired to kill me when I was insisting on keeping old stuff that she would through out (old LEGO, Matchbox etc.) OVER

HA HA HA "probability of them surviving is low" You know when I will have my first ram-air jump than I would need that bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka in the plane for relaxation. RE "notice they are jumping rounds (S/L I think)" You are wrong! They are not jumping rounds if you check the pic you see the cutaway handle (3-ring system) and old Russian and other Eastern European round rigs ring did not have that (there were many other cutaway systems f.e. PS-014) BUT YOU KNEW STOLICHNAYA AND Sovietskoye Shampanskoye !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A MAN! CONGRATULATIONS! This is the only pic of Stoli I could found for you but it is the "elite" Crystal version I here in Hungary can (sometimes) only buy the traditional "simple" version. OVER

Oh about trash Do you know that the richer you are, the more you through out. And it is not only poluting the ocean, think for a minute, sometimes what you through out let say a slice bread that 3 days old could save a life of anybody in Africa. Or people are driving 40 year old cars somewhere but others dump old cars into the sea. I wonder what would happen if once all the seas would drain what would we found there. OVER