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Went on a tandem on a dare. Was in AFF 2 weeks later.

Wow. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I don't know you but that sounds about right. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I'm an old fart so I voted boobies. They lined us all up in second grade and shot us with an air gun. I don't remember it hurting. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

(This Dave Barry column was originally published Feb. 22, 2008.) I knew it was a repeat. I have not had the pleasure - yet. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I'm glad I just ate lunch. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I'm not editing the skydive portion out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESAVjxFXd2E "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

That is what I am thinking. Just because the insulation is broken does not mean that the wires are broken. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Well you are stripping in your avatar so, whatever. And here I was wishing I was there today. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

These sorts of status updates and every-single-update about a game...those people get either unfriended or hidden. Quickly. +1 "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

That is an awfully long story to make up because someone punched you in the nose. And they say skydiving is dangerous. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I understand that Dave and I have not talked to the new owners of the dz about it but the former owner would not let me jump with students for free because he said it was not fair to the other coaches. My most favorite thing to do is jump with newbies because they think I actually know what I am doing. I hope that I impart some knowledge on them as well.

Doesn't Mullins give coach jumps for free? I would be a coach but my dz will not let me jump with students for free. I jump with newbies whenever I can because I have a D license, I just can't sign their cards.

"Pee in her butt." "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I disagree with that, it is something she should have been looking at all along. There are a lot of other things that she should be looking at when she packs as well. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

I bought mine with the pad so I don't know what it feels like without it. With it, it is comfy.

What Dave said, you are spending way too much time thinking about it. A psycho pack is a little "thicker" than a PRO pack. I found when my canopy got worn enough that I could PRO pack it I had to tighten the closing loop a little. As long as the lines are in the center and the slider is up and quartered, everything else is just getting it in the bag.

We have a seperate landing area but if you are staff - My defenses are, go somewhere else, (bigger, riskier dz) don't get on the load with them or pull high and let them get in front of me in the supposed pattern. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

Yeah, I was thinking Kentucky. Hey, my sister just moved to Kentucky.

I'd like to say we're all glad about that.

I'm only like 3:1 "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"

That was my first post on here. Lol!

Get video.

Somebody tell me what my postloading is. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"