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Everything posted by Nutz
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+1 on don't roll the nose. It only makes my Safire2 open quicker. I have found that the slider needs to be all the way up and quartered good. ALL THE WAY UP. Also be careful to not disturb it when you are folding the canopy.
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Looking For Best No Dogs, No Kids DZ
Nutz replied to popsjumper's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Here you go Andy http://bluntcard.com/launch/40.php "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Watch your stuff at the boogies!
Nutz replied to skydiverek's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Thats like the alarm on my house. It only lets me know what time they broke in. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Whew! I thought it was just his and mine. I LOVE those stupid redundant pranks. Wait - does that mean I'm an idiot? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I like it! Can I get those mounted on my risers? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Looking For Best No Dogs, No Kids DZ
Nutz replied to popsjumper's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Lets see, a dog peed on your stuff, a kid poured your beer on your cigarettes. That about right? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
"No, it's the left handle first THEN the right one!" Stupid flying Elvises. We were doing that on the plane one day - Curley got pissed! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That is a good analogy. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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F you Bolas. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Faster than Peanut. That is all that matters because then I get to give him a hard time while he packs. I don't recommend that you try to pack fast, pack well instead.
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Do you know your drag-racing emergency procedures ??
Nutz replied to piisfish's topic in The Bonfire
+1 "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Where to jump? Atlanta Skydiving Center or Skydive The Farm?
Nutz replied to SuperKat's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Oops. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Where to jump? Atlanta Skydiving Center or Skydive The Farm?
Nutz replied to SuperKat's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Helmets required That is because of the driver. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Where to jump? Atlanta Skydiving Center or Skydive The Farm?
Nutz replied to SuperKat's topic in Events & Places to Jump
But, but,,, it's a short bus. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
You got friends? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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"I'm sure you'll be fine." "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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What about me? Can I get in on this? About the closest I can land is a couple hundred feet - some of the time. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Just go and ask for a wash, tease and blow. That will work for you won't it Andy? I didn't think you got haircuts anyway. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You suck, it takes me 30 minutes. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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BEER! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I'm not a Trekkie but I seem to recall it was the dilithium crystals that was the key to it all, that and Scottie duct taping everything together as Kirk left interstellar skid marks everywhere he went. Yeah, don't you guys know anything?! You have to keep the anti matter away from the matter, cheez. If they get together the result is bad, very bad. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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9500'? Are you serious? The plane is going to glide better if it is lighter, isn't it? Edit: I have been in a plane that had a problem about 10,000'. Everyone moved towards the door and started wanting out, which did the pilot no good at all! Someone told us very forcefully to SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE PILOT!!! We did not ride the plane down. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I thought this was everyday. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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If you are going to be dumb ...... prey that you're lucky too
Nutz replied to shropshire's topic in The Bonfire
"Don't! Get! Eliminated!"