Nutz

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  1. Where is the "Like" button? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  2. I made my first jump at 39 on a dare. I never thought that I would do this every weekend. Oh, the people I went with never jumped again.
  3. YOU may not think so but I sure think it's a crime what that girl (Alexa) did to me on the DC3 after my first static line at z-hills. It is not a crime if you didn't report it. And if there is no video, well, you know. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  4. I'm not supposed to talk about it but you are pretty much on. I think there are 5 companies building a crew capsule now. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  5. Damn, they're sold out. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  6. You know John, you can write whatever name you want there. I think you can figure out that my name is not John Doe. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  7. That is why I am pissed. Beacause of all the girls that want to sleep with me now. Why do they only want to spoon? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  8. That has been done. I would like to see it again. Minus Bolas of course. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  9. Yeah and I am STILL pissed about it. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  10. Fan and an extension cord. Makes sleeping better for me. That and a 2 foot thick air mattress. I probably shouldn't say this but I don't need earplugs, I could sleep through a tornado.
  11. Ouch! I drop my Samsung POS on pavement all the time and it still works. I have had to take the SIM card out a couple of times to get it to work again. It has black spots on it from the shocks but has not broken - yet.
  12. Nutz

    The Left Lane

    You know, they really should build me my own lane on the interstate. I mean, you minions are so far below my mad skillz that it is not fair to either of us to have to share the road. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  13. A tarp and some poles to put over / in front of the tent. Those things always leak and the wind will blow it down and soak everything. Mwahahahahaha! If you put the "cover" out in front of the tent it will give you shelter to sit under front of the tent.
  14. Nutz

    Tires

    I need sum new tars fer da cah.
  15. You know if you use a magnifying glass in the sun you can burn ants?
  16. It looks to me like you alternatively stall either side with rears until you induce line twists and have to cut away. I'm guessing it was time for a repack anyway. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  17. Do you really have to ask? Really, c'mon. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  18. I voted and I am not going to say anything about Skymama. Wait... "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  19. I was thinking about getting some popcorn but these types of threads get old pretty quick. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  20. I think you read my mind. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  21. Bonfire? What kind of plane? I don't even have to open the attachment - AN-2. Duh. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  22. Me! (As in me-so ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  23. I pull the slider down before I release the brakes. If you pull it down with the brakes released you will pull the toggle with it turning you, possibly spinning you into line twists. I release the brakes and then my chest strap because someone died a few years back because he could not find his reserve handle after coming back from a long spot and then having a problem with a stuck toggle and having to cut away. The sequence is: Open, clear traffic, turn into the wind, back towards the dz, whatever. Usually I am first out and right over the dz so I tun into the wind and start looking for the vidiots on their way back while I stow my slider and stuff. Then it is locate any traffic below / around / above me and get set up for landing.
  24. How about some money to buy one?