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Note: While there is a pounding beat in the background, the song is spoken rather than sung
What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
When the only people that existed were troglodytes...cave men...
cave women...Neanderthal...troglodytes. Let's take the average
cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up,
try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this:
"Dance...dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look
in the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the
woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look
around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here...come here".
He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause
it might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd
be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there,
wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a
big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one
of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said:
"Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him.
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said
(falsetto):
"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto):
"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way
back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto)
"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
Hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh". -
Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want.
He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories,
He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party,
He Guideth Me In The Paths Of Unemployment.
Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line,
I Shall Not Go Hungry.
Obama Has Anointed My Income With Taxes,
My Expenses Runneth Over My Income,
Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will Follow Me
All The Days Of My Life.
The Democrats And I Will Live Forever In a Rented Room.
But I Am Glad I Am an American,
I Am Glad That I Am Free.
But I Wish I Was A Dog,
And Obama A Tree. -
I've heard of all these. ha ha
Actually I'm really seeking for tool ideas that people wish they had, could be anything as simple as a add-on improvement to something they already use.
Anyways, was just a shot in the dark.
The end. -
No such thing as a board stretcher. How about 'scarphing'? -
Good response. I edited my post, tho. -
Seeking any ideas of any type of hand tool or gadget you could make use of at home, work or hobby. Or maybe a tool that has not been invented yet?
Thanks,
Gary -
It's called "The Move Over" law.
Also, the "Scott's Law" in Illinois. -
Come on girl, yeah..it’s me Jackie Moon.
Don’t gimme that look, that’s right, let’s get sweaty, let’s get real sweaty
I’m talkin’ rainforest sweaty, I’m talkin’ swamp sweaty.
Let’s fill the bathtub full of sweat…alright.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
I wanna do a little thing wit choo
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me ------- sexy
Back it on up and show and prove
That lovin’ me sexy is the thing to do
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Freak of the week are you in the mood
To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon
When I say love me you say sexy
Love me -------sexy
Our Zodiac signs are compatible
Clocking that ass from across the room
Your body says love me your mind says sexy
Love me -------sexy
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
That’s right girl, let me whisper in your ear
Baby wake up, we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
For the last fifteen minutes baby, that’s what’s been happen’
Yeah, too late now, it’s on.
Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy
Who wants to love me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Are you ready to lick me sexy?
Is it you? Or is it you?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Is it you? Or is it you?
Baby were naked and we’re humpin’ sexy.
Is it you? Or is it you? -
Here's an idea: Phonics 4 Babies: Colors and Counting ~ Mallory Lewis (DVD - 2008). -
I just finished off some White Sea Bass last night. I caught an 18 lb'er 2 weeks ago. 53 anglers onboard and a total of 78 was caught before noon.
But nothing taste better to me than good ol Bluegill! -
Where did you go at? Was it a 1/2 day, 3/4 day, etc?
I have been going alot, and got a 18 lb. white sea bass last Sat (biggest fish I ever caught!). A total of 78 was caught! The jackpot fish was 38 lbs. a 3/4 day trip at the Channel Islands (Anacapa).
Gary
(lots of recipes on the internet) I just put it in a tin baking pan, potatoes, onions, butter & olive oil, salt & pepper) -
I was 1st one to feel at work (Oxnard).
I'm wondering if & how many bolts may have been loosen for the rides at the Fair, starting this week. -
I used to get:
1. When your ears are ringing meant someone is talking about you.
2. When your nose itched meant someone is coming to visit you. -
Google search "the man who laughs" it is there. -
I'll let ya know, I'm taking a Hunter Education Course all day tomorrow, hope I pass, been studying, but hate taking test! (it's an all day class) -
A short quote from insidevc.com
"Mary Lindley, director of community services in Moorpark, said Thursday's fireworks show was bigger than usual to commemorate the city's 25th anniversary this year. She said the fireworks display attracted an estimated 10,000 people.
This year's event included an extended fireworks show, a Commemorative Air Force vintage plane flyover, the 21st Century Skydiving Team, and patriotic and classic rock music performed by Breakaway and the Hodads.
Lindley said Moorpark's fireworks show is the first in Ventura County. Moorpark started the tradition of holding its fireworks show a day early in 1996." -
Ever had this ?:
Cult whiskies: Port Ellen
Old, increasingly rare and made in small quantities, Scotch is the perfect cult item. For you non-whisky-geeks out there, one of the most popular styles of Scotch whisky comes from the Scottish island of Islay (pronounced ee-luh), known for its strong peaty flavor.
This is one of those love-it-or-hate-it whiskies (even for lovers of whisky), with tasting notes that usually go something like "iodine, tar, explosive salt, hospital gauze, like standing downwind from a fire on the beach."
A special sub-strata of whiskies are those that come from distilleries that have been mothballed, and Port Ellen was one of many that didn't make it through the whisky slump of the 1980s -- but happened to make really excellent whisky.
Supplies of Port Ellen are still being released, incrementally, but as they become rarer and rarer, Port Ellen becomes cultier and cultier. It's not uncommon to find bottles selling for well over $1,000.
(found on CNN.com today) -
1. Leave for Ill. tomorrow. Seeing my Mom (2nd time in 11 years!)
2. Travel to Louisville, Ky with my sister to visit my brother and meet up with a girl I haven’t seen in 22 yrs!
3. Coming back a week later and still have a week vacation. May go take up fishing! -
Mind if I ask if it posted exactly as the dates show on the IRS Schedule website, according to ss#?
Thanks, -
Thanks again for last year's tickets!
I'm in Illinois, visiting my Mom that week! It's a good rodeo for those who have never been
Gary Calhoun -
They should have put up a "No Loafing" sign
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Price Station Address City Time
3.83 ARCO
650 Arneill Rd & Ponderosa Dr
Camarillo
Apr 30,9:49 AM 650 Arneill Rd & Ponderosa Dr Camarillo Apr 30, 9:49 AM
3.85 USA
305 Carmen Dr & E Daily Dr
Camarillo
Apr 30,2:15 PM 305 Carmen Dr & E Daily Dr Camarillo Apr 30, 2:15 PM
3.85 USA
4418 Central Ave & Del Norte
Camarillo
Apr 29,9:00 PM 4418 Central Ave & Del Norte Camarillo Apr 29, 9:00 PM
3.85 USA
Central Aven & 101
Camarillo
Apr 29,5:30 PM Central Aven & 101 Camarillo Apr 29, 5:30 PM
3.87 7-Eleven
255 Carmen Dr & Daily Dr
Camarillo
Apr 30,9:49 AM 255 Carmen Dr & Daily Dr Camarillo Apr 30, 9:49 AM
3.89 Gas Buster Mart
2157 Las Posas Rd & West Loop Dr
Camarillo
Apr 30,2:15 PM 2157 Las Posas Rd & West Loop Dr Camarillo Apr 30, 2:15 PM
3.89 Camarillo Car Wash
4007 Adolfo Rd & Lewis Rd
Camarillo
Apr 28,10:00 AM 4007 Adolfo Rd & Lewis Rd Camarillo Apr 28, 10:00 AM
3.91 Shell
107 W Ventura Blvd & S Las Posas Rd
Camarillo
Apr 29,1:45 PM 107 W Ventura Blvd & S Las Posas Rd Camarillo Apr 29, 1:45 PM
3.93 Mobil
501 N Las Posas Rd & W Daily Rd
Camarillo
Apr 30,9:49 AM 501 N Las Posas Rd & W Daily Rd Camarillo Apr 30, 9:49 AM
3.93 Chevron
522 N Las Posas Rd & E Daily Dr
Camarillo
Apr 30,9:49 AM 522 N Las Posas Rd & E Daily Dr Camarillo Apr 30, 9:49 AM -
If you could find out what kind of bridge saddle (the little white thing, end of strings near the sound hole). If it is plastic, replace it with a Bone bridge saddle. That way the shop will assure the action is correct (they have to sand them to fit). I had this done along with a stripped screw on 1 of the machine heads (total $43 work). The saddle cost about $5. That about all I can think of.
Gary -
What kind of guitar is it?
Have some new strings put on it, first of all.
California Ballot Propositions
in Speakers Corner
High Speed Rail
NO on PROP 2
Farm Animals
NO on PROP 3
Children’s Hospital Bond Act
YES on PROP 4
Parental Notification
NO on PROP 5
Drug Offenses, Sentencing, Parole
YES on PROP 6
Police and Criminal Penalties
NO on PROP 7
Renewal Energy
YES ON PROP 8
Protect Marriage Amendment
YES on Prop 9
Victims’ Rights
NO on PROP 10
Alternative Energy Bond
YES on PROP 12
Veterans’ Bond