DaGimp

I only get turned down while Im deployed... While Im home, well, not much changes. HAHAHAaaaa dude...classic.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

damn ski....last time i was on here almost a year ago ou were getting turned down by women.....good to see things havnt changed much haha "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i heard this one before too...bt it ended more like... first was the maring then a navy guy then the ranger, while wearing the nave hat he asked the man if he was an airborne ranger, the man replied "why yes i am, you wana suck my dck?" "Oh no sir, im not in the Navy im just wearing the hat." "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

HELL YEAH...ive seen the PD vids....that shits easy.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

glad to see the Ski has moved on from McSwervy and on to stalking other women "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

no wonder she only ever let me do her i the butt...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

thats like me saying....hey guys.....i jsut got off student status and just bought my first Velo 90, i need a swooping coach.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

DAMNIT.....and i googled it and everything...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

so you will be geographically single then....well that works out great then, but of course i might have a conshince problem if i run into him in Afganistan......wait....i dont have a conshince.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

welll ty very much, you have made my day that much brighter....of course its in the 90s here so really bright, and my day has been going for 28 hours now...ugg....im ready for a nap.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

no humps Cheach?? I find that hard to believe....ive seen you in the rack thread....wowza....give me a call in about 6 months, ill be well rested from this deployment ill turn that frown upside down haha "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i have faith in you oh one of the mightyest perverts on here....i believe you can find it..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

ohhhhhhh that....nope, nothing writen on the building, your just seeing things, i actually had to go outside and check for myself..... BUT there is a T WALL with FIRE POINT writen on it....right next to the building "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

you got a deal brotha...in Jan its on like donkey kong....of course ill be a cheep date after being here and not drinking, so after 11 rounds.....ill prolly be passing out....better have some entertainment lined up to keep me awake.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

What does it say? It says "Fire" ... something ... nope nothing writin on it.....its called JDAM....cause the JDAM bomb is what blew it to hell.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

so lets see this infamous Gia ass.....ive been gone soooo long i think i need my memory refreshed......help out a soldier in Iraq...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

Is this what we have resorted too? god the forums have changed...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

and its confirmed that I will be in Fort Gordon (Agusta) GA from JAN-MAR so i will be splitting my weekends between the Farm and Raeford.....still dont have new years eve plans yet..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

you mean this boogie..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

Beth- yeah that is a little creppy, and a little flattering at the same time....weird.... Anthony, nope, no signs on it reguarding fire departments... Squeek- Me and the misses didnt wok out, going through a seperation now.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i guess no one informed the Iraqis about this....cause i havent had either today, and its 4am, so chances are slim..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

Ugg sorry Brandi.....I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

hmmm skyfest....thats june right.....OH YEAH...ill still be here in Iraq..... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

i bet you do remember me no need for thanks guys really.....i love doing this, it feels wrong to be thanks for doing something you like to do, it would be like me thanking you all for being skydivers.... if you wana thank someone, go to Walter Reid or Bamsi in TX, thank those soldiers who were critically wounded, thank the mothers and children of fallen soldiers.....i dont need thanks.... "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

one that worked well at boogies....gotta wait till the party has started and they are drunk, but not falling over drunk... "GOD i still need to set up my tent, but i need some help...." not that I would have EVER done a thing like that.....ive just heard stories ...just ask Bolas "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas