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I agree! My parents are so devoted to the family and so generous with their time, they really don't ask much in return other than these few hours on Christmas Eve. Oh well, she's the one who is missing out. She'll be stuck in church while we're all getting drunk and opening presents! I'm curious how many years she has been in the family and how many years it took her to start being a self centered bitch after she got the noose around your brothers neck?

Come to Fitzgerald, Ga. in March

Maybe your brother could find a pair of pants to put on and straighten her ass out.

you probably see her at the weekly meetings anyway don't be too hard on yourself Andrea you just said what everybody else was thinking Damn it, that's what I do, say what everyone else is thinking, and everyone says I'm an asshole.

Sounds like she is an unreasonable bitch. You want me to talk to her?

I've always had a hard time with the militant religious that can't miss one trip to church, but not enough to loose any sleep over it.

I know someone who dressed up as Mike at a Halloween party once.

Hahaha!!

At one of the boogie I held in Andrews,NC we were starting climb out at about 1.2 mi. from the airport. The people in freefall were passing the cars on the highway out in front of the airport.

Damn! I was going to guess the Fitzgerald Wild Chicken Festival. Well, there's that also.If you stick around a week or two you can go to the Fire Ant Festival in Ashburn.

You mean Monday when we take out the hidden plane and all the cool kids get to jump?

Never know, I might get hit by a bus or something.

You're in charge of the RV park. I would like to reserve a slot please. No way in hell am I missing this one. I've saved you the same slot every year..... Asshole!!! I think you should have to wear a pink tu tu or something the first day.

I'm a day late. Well,actually three days if you could the preparty and setup/Bloody Mary Days. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4562173;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

You're in charge of the RV park.

RoamingOutdoors.com Presents: The 11th Annual St. Patricks Day Celebration Boogie Fitz 2014 March 13th-16th in Fitzgerald,Ga That's right kids, we are starting a new decade for the St.Patrick's Boogie.We look forward to seeing all of our old friends and hope that you will all bring new people for us to meet. For those that don't know, there is not a full time DZ in Fitzgerald. Once a year during the third weekend of March we transform this sleepy little South Georgia town into the place to be for skydiving. I can't say it's the best boogie around,but we have a pretty good time. What we have to offer: Multiple aircraft, two Otters and a KingAir minimum (No one can say we have ever been in need of lift power at this event), Helicopter and balloon jumps, Large covered packing area,Private group/packing tents available, Huge landing area and all of South Georgia is an out if needed,Swoop pond, Organizers for all levels and overall friendly people to jump with the newer jumpers and Tandem skydives for your friends. What we have on site: Free camping and showers, Full service RV hookups ($20 a night), Food service provided by Dale's Dive In Cafe', Nightly bonfires and stupid human tricks, Live music Sat. night. (maybe Friday too) Oh,and Wifi now at the building What we have close by: About a mile and a half to Hotels, Restaurants, Liquor stores, ChinaMart (WalMart) and ATMs (CASH ONLY ON SITE, we have very limited means to process credit cards on site) You can find info at: FitzBoogie.com, The forums at RoamingOutdoors.com, Event forums at Dropzone.com, Facebook https://www.facebook.com/events/226951610814999/, SkydiveFitzgerald.com and StPatricksDayBoogie.com We are just getting started on some of this so bare with us.I will have current info in the RoamingOutdoors forums soon. Those are read only forums so you don't have to wade through a bunch of chatter to find the info. Hopefully I can have any important stuff added here if needed.

The fuse is lit.

Boston Butt:Medium.

Go flight school! It's nice to see that jumpers aren't the only folks trying to deal directly with this. Nope, there are people just as stupid as DZOs in other industries.

We have a winner. Pretty much gotta do it myself here. All the professionals are gone. Two more days.

Awesomeness

This?... Other offensive conduct, which may not otherwise be actionable in law, but which nonetheless, may result in serious injury to persons or property or which may degrade the sport, are specifically set forth herein. It is recognized that every infraction of a USPA procedure, if enforced within the literal meaning of the procedure, may yield inequitable results. USPA is not a law enforcement agency but rather an organization dedicated to encouraging safe skydiving. B. Any USPA member shall be guilty of an offense justifying the imposition of the penalties set forth in USPA Governance Manual Section 1-6.4.C (below) who— 1. Willfully, flagrantly, or continuously violates the USPA Basic Safety Requirements 2. Aids and abets a willful violation of the USPA Basic Safety Requirements 3. Is so grossly negligent in his conduct or acts as to imminently imperil his fellow skydivers or aircraft or persons or property on the ground, or wantonly disregards the safety of himself or other persons 4. Engages in any conduct as a skydiver which a person of reasonable prudence would anticipate as being likely to bring public contempt upon himself or herself, or upon skydivers, or upon USPA 5. Engages in any conduct which reasonably jeopardizes the well-being of USPA 6. Willfully falsifies any document, certificate, or record connected with or relating to skydiving 7. Willfully and knowingly misrepresents any material fact in connection with any application filed with USPA C. Penalties: Any USPA regular member who has been found to have committed one or more of the offenses specified in USPA Governance Manual Section 1-6.4.B (above), shall be subject to one or more of the following: 1. Membership suspension or revocation 2. License suspension or revocation 3. Rating suspension or revocation 4. Censure USPA doesn't have the backbone to do something like that anymore.

No. Not me. I do not own a stethoscope. Do you own a collar?

Should we play make a list?

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