Spunkie

RIP Jane.

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Well maybe you could give the rest of us a clue as to what this organization is?

Age doesn't matter. What matters is wear and tear. If it's stored properly in a clean, climate-controlled environment, and jumped only infrequently, then even a really old parachute is perfectly serviceable. On the other hand, a relatively new two year old parachute that is jumped 1,000 times a year in a hot, dirty desert environment, and stored in the trunk of a car, then it might well be trashed.

Oh, but it's East Pen Island, so that means there should be a West Penisland somewhere too.

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