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J you are allowed to duct tape and gag me whenever! Please just give me a straw and a beverage. g Bad VERY BAD I knew I should have taken you with me when I left Lee's trailer...

Yeah, did you notice that we were in every single one of those pics? I told you we are normally attached at the hip!

Wuss. It needed a stronger current...it was weak. Hmm, why did that seem to be a reoccuring theme of the weekend?

Wow, it was great meeting you too.

Yes, thank you so much for letting us come in and crash at your dz crib. LOVE that sig line!!

I take my poem back that I wrote about you.

Yes, I do believe we've come to the end of the internet.

Yeah, he won, but it was going to be appealed and finally the case settled for way less and then he saw even less than that. Anyway, he came back down and found the wine, I still had him thinking it was someone else until I confessed. It was pretty funny though. Well, to me, it kept me entertained for all of thirty minutes...hehe

My boss bought a bottle of Riesling for our firm party tonight and he put it on his desk still in the paper bag. I took the Riesling out and replaced it with a Cab that we bought him when he won his half million dollar case. Anyway, I had one of the other girls here ask him what he was taking to the party tonight and she pulls the other bottle of wine out of the bag and she said his eyes got wide and I hear them in his office and he's blaming her...so, I'm sitting here waiting for him to come ask me. He comes back here and asks me do I know what happened. I, of course, deny the whole thing and what a performance it was....beautimus comes to mind. Anyway, he goes up stairs...he's hounding all them upstairs on who took his wine, while I take the bottle of Riesling back into his office and slip it back into the bag. Fuck, I am bored.

Yes, that was me.

I do!! I'm wearing some with different colored ornaments on them today. They are so pretty and puts me in the mood...the Christmas mood

If I think what I think you're thinking...you are . But, what I'm thinking is..if I got that bra, then I couldn't possibly wear panties because all of my money was spent on the bra!!

What possibly could be wrong with this?? 800 carats

So, does that mean I won't be getting this from you for Christmas?? Ooo Shiny!

I have photographic evidence that you were there, nice try

Cool, cuz that's my target time. g Would that be midnight CA time? Yes, for argument's sake it is midnight CA time!!! Give this girl a chance to have some fun!!

Gia Gia Gia...let me see...oh yes, here you are...ooo, I'm sorry, you were so CLOSE!! Here is your number 357868

If I told you, I would have to kill you.

You've been a member...your number is #274951

YAY!!! Welcome to the divorced skydivers club!! You are member #485670.

NO!! NO!! NO!!! ANYONE that gets tossed out of the pony before midnight gets put on the Eturnal Wanker List!! Seriously... Many people will not even be getting there untill 11:00pm or later. PLEASE.. Dont get tossed out early. Wait till we all get there so we can laugh at your ass as you get tossed out. Well, if you all get thrown out of Pink Pony before I get there, I'm gonna be pissed!!

Since when do you listen to what I have to say? I managed to get a ride up there, so I'm a coming!!

I take it majoring in mixology for 4 years didn't actually help out. Actually I was doing the lab portion of my experiment Friday night. I had a hypothesis that sake would go with anything and everything, but unfortunately, I learned real quick that it didn't mix with Sapporo and rum. I feel like my head had been run over by a mack truck all day Saturday.

I'M drinking the Captain, you drink the Jack and then together we'll have Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy??