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I miss those German places in the mall...

I hope we have a German restaurant in our mall.

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Fishylicious

Is this me????

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I thought you were Gialicious

I'm not sure we ever came to a consensus... so I thought she picked a name for me...

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Well, I would say you got the short end of the stick with the name fishylicious...
Sorry Krisanne.

The shopping is more than likely going to commence tonight when I get off work in 7 hours...oh happy happy joy joy, I can't wait.
Let's go drink and then go shopping!!

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My most important purchase of the holiday season was boobie smell.

Yay for Boobie smell!! I have Boobie smell too!!
I still have not done any shopping.

Uhhh, what I got last year was what I bought myself, which was my rig and I'm not about to give that to someone other than my rigger for a repack.

They suck sideways and being sick on top of not having any of my shopping done makes it suck even worse.

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I don't think I like your tone.

WOW!!!! Are you protecting me??

Stitch, I love you, but don't flatter yourself. It's from the cave man commercial.

You musta liked it because you weren't gone for long.

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Warm you say?

75 degrees

Well, I have to admit...I was hatin when you were sitting beside me in the camper...because well, you are so damn beautiful and I was wondering how I was ever going to be in the same realm as the beauty in which you encompass.

I think you just need to come down South to good ole, WARM Florida and teach me how to Salsa and everything will be right with the world.

Curry is good stuff.
God help those that will be on the plane with you.

If I were well, I'd come down and make a jump with ya, have fun!

I don't think I like your tone.

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that's all you got??

Oh! You were finished? Well, allow me to retort...
The path of the Frenchy is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil women. Blessed is Frenchy, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the chicks through the valley of dorkness, for he is truly his sister's keeper and the finder of lost loose change. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Frenchy when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Damn it!

I'm listening to Metallica's "Eye of the Beholder" and I read this to the music...this could have been another verse in that song.

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Tennessee sucks. Idaho is where it's at.

You are dead to me.

But you live in Gainesville. GOOOOOO Gators.

Oh bite me...you are in Idaho, what's in freakin Idaho?? GOOOOOOO Taters

I don't know Tango, but I could be in competition Hokey Pokey with you.

I think it would be awesome to go caving with you guys. Can I offer some input on when?? It seems when you guys plan something, I've got prior engagements...so, if you are talking sometime in January...please don't do it the second weekend, I will be in Orlando cheering my sister in law on in a marathon...so, any other time would be cool.

Gail, have fun, be safe and make sure that other people know where you are going.

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Tennessee sucks. Idaho is where it's at.

You are dead to me.

That is really cool. I did not realize that you used to be into caving like that. Why didn't you show me your caving pics instead of the movie where you made your Hollywood debut??

Brand new Icon rig, jumped on the first day of the year at z-hills
Trying to remove the corn cob outta my butt
Driving backwards down I-75
Reserve ride at the Farm
Figuring out What does that mean??? in the keys...
Losing my dad
Meeting the potty mouth midget
Getting roughed up by Beth
Having boobies painted by J and Shannon
FREE jumps at the Farm
Losing Pruitt
Whirlyball as a bachelor/bachelorette party
This Vols girl moving to Gatorville
Losing Shannon
Destin Boogie
Suck it Sideways
Jumping at Palatka
Hog Flop
Turning 30
Pink Pony on Tuesday night
Pink Pony on Friday night
What happens after the Pink Pony
Christmas boogie at the Farm
Turtle is a butt nugget

Good times, sad times, high times and low times...that's what makes this crazy thing we call life.
I would be nothing without those in my life.
Thank you to all who have touched my life in this year someway or another. I hope to meet many many more of you in the years to come.

Cheers!!

I feel like dying. Is that the best ya got?

Get the eff outta of Gainesville and take a few people with me.
Pay off my bills.
Build a big house on a massive piece of property on the water. Build an even bigger garage/hangar for my various toys, ie. Porsche, Ducati, Baja, King Air
Find a man that wants to be lavished with whatever he wants and the bonus is to be with me...HAHAHAHAHAHA
Travel and live in different countries
Learn to do many, many more things.

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Very fun boogie, but I wish I could have seen Turtle get smaked in the face with Leslie's strap on!



Oops I mean nothing happens like that.

Noooo, that strap on does not belong to me!! That is J's strap on and yes, the strap-on slapping was truly a sight to behold!! Sorry Turtle

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NSFW

Nice try - but she looks like a certain "Actor" we were watching this weekend - ummm - hmmm - I'd have to if she was here - but - ummm - no.

Yeah, I'm with Turtle...ewww

"Have you been cock slapped this morning?"