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  1. jumpchikk

    Bah Humbug

    I hope we have a German restaurant in our mall.
  2. Is this me???? g I thought you were Gialicious I'm not sure we ever came to a consensus... so I thought she picked a name for me... g Well, I would say you got the short end of the stick with the name fishylicious... Sorry Krisanne.
  3. jumpchikk

    Bah Humbug

    The shopping is more than likely going to commence tonight when I get off work in 7 hours...oh happy happy joy joy, I can't wait. Let's go drink and then go shopping!!
  4. jumpchikk

    Bah Humbug

    Yay for Boobie smell!! I have Boobie smell too!!
  5. jumpchikk

    Bah Humbug

    Uhhh, what I got last year was what I bought myself, which was my rig and I'm not about to give that to someone other than my rigger for a repack.
  6. jumpchikk

    Bah Humbug

    They suck sideways and being sick on top of not having any of my shopping done makes it suck even worse.
  7. WOW!!!! Are you protecting me?? Stitch, I love you, but don't flatter yourself. It's from the cave man commercial.
  8. You musta liked it because you weren't gone for long.
  9. Well, I have to admit...I was hatin when you were sitting beside me in the camper...because well, you are so damn beautiful and I was wondering how I was ever going to be in the same realm as the beauty in which you encompass.
  10. I think you just need to come down South to good ole, WARM Florida and teach me how to Salsa and everything will be right with the world.
  11. I don't think I like your tone.
  12. Oh! You were finished? Well, allow me to retort... The path of the Frenchy is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil women. Blessed is Frenchy, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the chicks through the valley of dorkness, for he is truly his sister's keeper and the finder of lost loose change. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is Frenchy when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Damn it! I'm listening to Metallica's "Eye of the Beholder" and I read this to the music...this could have been another verse in that song.
  13. You are dead to me. But you live in Gainesville. GOOOOOO Gators. Oh bite me...you are in Idaho, what's in freakin Idaho?? GOOOOOOO Taters
  14. I don't know Tango, but I could be in competition Hokey Pokey with you.
  15. I think it would be awesome to go caving with you guys. Can I offer some input on when?? It seems when you guys plan something, I've got prior engagements...so, if you are talking sometime in January...please don't do it the second weekend, I will be in Orlando cheering my sister in law on in a marathon...so, any other time would be cool. Gail, have fun, be safe and make sure that other people know where you are going.
  16. That is really cool. I did not realize that you used to be into caving like that. Why didn't you show me your caving pics instead of the movie where you made your Hollywood debut??
  17. Brand new Icon rig, jumped on the first day of the year at z-hills Trying to remove the corn cob outta my butt Driving backwards down I-75 Reserve ride at the Farm Figuring out What does that mean??? in the keys... Losing my dad Meeting the potty mouth midget Getting roughed up by Beth Having boobies painted by J and Shannon FREE jumps at the Farm Losing Pruitt Whirlyball as a bachelor/bachelorette party This Vols girl moving to Gatorville Losing Shannon Destin Boogie Suck it Sideways Jumping at Palatka Hog Flop Turning 30 Pink Pony on Tuesday night Pink Pony on Friday night What happens after the Pink Pony Christmas boogie at the Farm Turtle is a butt nugget Good times, sad times, high times and low times...that's what makes this crazy thing we call life. I would be nothing without those in my life. Thank you to all who have touched my life in this year someway or another. I hope to meet many many more of you in the years to come. Cheers!!
  18. Get the eff outta of Gainesville and take a few people with me. Pay off my bills. Build a big house on a massive piece of property on the water. Build an even bigger garage/hangar for my various toys, ie. Porsche, Ducati, Baja, King Air Find a man that wants to be lavished with whatever he wants and the bonus is to be with me...HAHAHAHAHAHA Travel and live in different countries Learn to do many, many more things.
  19. Noooo, that strap on does not belong to me!! That is J's strap on and yes, the strap-on slapping was truly a sight to behold!! Sorry Turtle
  20. Nice try - but she looks like a certain "Actor" we were watching this weekend - ummm - hmmm - I'd have to if she was here - but - ummm - no. Yeah, I'm with Turtle...ewww
  21. "Have you been cock slapped this morning?"