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you wouldnt be hanging with maggot, would you?

Blue Skies Don Thanks for the rating Thanks for keeping it real. g

WooHoo!!!! Are we gonna talk about insanity and religion now? somebody make more popcorn and pack another bowl...

>or closing down an entire airport so he can have his hair cut OMG....he got a blow job, closed an airport and got a hair cut..... that fucker....

10 minutes to go........

>No, it's all about the chicks. i gotta get me one of those 7 cells.....

almost made it???? looks like an all out full body bitch slap to me dude.... congrats on your placing.... even more to all the ranch hands that didnt bother with the cross braces and came out to play with the princess anyway...... its not about winning ..... its about playing with your friends and getting wet!!!! g

1st new rig....w/cypres Rolled Coins

Be the first one on the block to have your kid come home in a box.

>are guns really that important? self defense is everyones right When someone enters your domain with the intent of causing you harm, who you gonna call??? Your mother?? g

sweet......

.....i have no problem with safety devices, rsl's, aad's etc...etc.... BUT, i also believe that if your aad fires and your not knocked out, you should be escorted off the field, your membership to the uspa be canceled and your name entered into a database of people not allowed to jump. REASON you just broke the most basic rule of the sport.....save your own life at a reasonable altitude....if you are unable to do the most basic thing in in the sport.....see ya!!! bye....the bowling ally is down the street, and dont drop the ball on your toes's ...it might break your toes... pull prioritys..... 1>pull 2>pull at the right altitude 3>pull at the right altitude while stable it is the jumper's responsability to stop freefall period!! it is also the jumpers responsability to open high enough to deal with any glitchs or malfunctions that might cause a cut away RSL: while its really nice to have something that pulls your reserve for you.....it's still your job!!! sorry ????you were to low to pull your reserve on a timely basis ....who's fault is that??? your mothers?? WRONG!!!!! your fault....not the kid standing behind you making fart noises....yours and yours alone.... while i dont have a problem with people using safety devices.....i do have a problem with people abusing them.... if you rely on mechanical devices to do the job you should have been trained for.....and should be prepared to do..... maybe you shouldnt be in this sport g

>There was another video of Swoop trying to land in a swimming pool but he comes in short and takes out a pile of pool furniture. Not quite as funny as the tandem surfing but a good watch. that was actually an original ranch hand named chucky bonis and the incident took place at a very well known jumper/director/writer's house in florida also in that collectors set was a clip following a jumper after he chuggs a pitcher of cold beer and pukes it up in the parking lot (while people are interviewing him and pulling his pants down) also included in the set was (igors low pulls and other acts of insanity) 4-way video guy does a loooong delay after break off and was less than tree top when the slider came down on his batwing!!!

they are plotting as we speak, they know where you live, they break into your house when your away to touch your stuff those people walking into the woods are going there to talk about you! ever notice that its 3 or more at a time!!! they take turns talking about you!!! the girls are whispering about you on the intercom... when they step over your unpacked rig they are sprinkling malfunction dust on your canopy and then placing another bet every wed nite they have secret meetings at grouper's dungen and they play secret videos of you from your house we wont go into what else they do but they do talk about you..... those people who are walking to the plane with you are not there to jump, they are in the (witness a fatality pool) they only high five you in hopes of breaking your pull hand and winning the pool. the pilot is in on it to.....those bumps on the way to altitude......are to knock your pin loose and cause a horseshoe that wraps around your neck, thus making it an suicide they are also spitting on your pizza and pissing in your beer then they go in to the woods and laugh about it behind your back i hear they are digging a hole in the woods for you!!!! be afraid!!!!!!

Bounce Bingo Frap Factor Cheap Entertainment they put you on the list because they dont want to build a monument to you(marcel the cement wonder boy), or name a pond swoop rule after you(the digger rule) slack is found between shit and syphiliss in the dictionary .....but never at the ranch. there are 2 roads you can take, road 1.....you can continue down the road your on and help others by continuing to be used as an example of dangerous actions road 2......listen to what peoples complaints are and ask what you could do to correct them. listen to experience when it talks to you and dont take it personally watch and ask questions g

>The fact of that matter is that people with VASTLY more time and experience in the sport think that you are doing things that are unsafe. Please enlighten me as to what makes your 320 jumps worth of wisdom trump theirs no offense jerm.....but i remember about 10 people surounding you when you had a camera on your head with under 100 jumps, something like 20 thousand jumps collectivly telling you you were being dangerous and unsafe. and i remember you telling us that you knew what you were doing some survive, some dont...... you did....and i and many others lost money........ LOL be well midget meat hauler

>When I was a young pup I had the BIGGEST attitude in the sport. I busted every rule and honestly thought I was bulletproof. Umm, I was wrong. It took a while (and one grounding) to figure that out, but hey, even dumbass skydivers can live and learn. . like the time you had us turn off your cypress in the airplane.......heh heh

>>I am no Godfather, that's for sure. The guy that taught me to use front riser carves for landing was Willie Botcher at the Ranch in 1988. Willie was the first person I ever saw do it right. Everyone else was toggle-hooking. Even Piras. Anyone know what happened to Willie? Probably off somewhere breeding Willie did my first tandem in 6/93 at the ranch, last i heard from kim emerson he was either in south jersey or philly, status of jumping unknown, status of breeding ....hey... willie is willie!! joey D .....skydive jersey shore last i heard g

taken...accepted

>It is very honorable, though, that you have blind faith on your system and governmental bodies (including your President). me? blind faith? .....never met me have you.... i reserve the right to question everything, including authority, gvt officials and pretty much anything else i take notice of. >You are a free Country, but you are prohibited from visiting Cuba. That is not freedom. (I am sure you are not going to believe this, but what the hell: many many many tourists in Cuba are, you guessed it, from the USA... to get into Cuba thay ask that their passport is NOT stamped by the immigration officers and they have to fly out of Mexico to get to the island). free??? no fu*kin way dude.....i can think of 2 parts of the constitution that are no longer in effect within the last say 2 weeks. freedom of speach> reporter jailed for not writing anything unwarrented search and seizure (spelling) as of today >What do you REALLY stand for? What are you REALLY fighting for? Whose wars are you fighting? Look at your war veterans living on the street... is that really worst than true poverty? again....dont know me do you.... i provided a friend in the reserves my personal sidearm due to the fact that he would not be provided one when he shipped out to afganistan, not to fight a war, but to help a friend. i personally dont care what people do as long as it has no effect on me. want to worship a rock? who cares, as long as you keep it in your own back yard. and you dont tell me what my backyard is for. so you would have no problem if i snuck into your country, leaving 50 miles of trash along the way, stole your cars to drive across your country to steal your services (healthcare/wellfare) enough that your citizens couldnt get the care they payed for. undercut your population by doing jobs for less than the going rate vote in your elections to affect your future. and then squeezed out a child and called him a citizen???? if you dont have a problem with that...... i would question your honesty and motives g

>>From what I'm told, the vast majority of tourists travelling to Mexico (the "Shit Hole" as you like to refer to it) are, in fact, from the U.S.of A. From what I know, most of the people living in Baja California's beach front properties are retired U.S. citizens that live there illegaly: invading our coast line! Mexicans don't go around shooting "illegal immigrants". What about all the military personnel that goes to Mexico to get drunk, litter, BREAK THE LAW (because Mexico has laws too, believe it or not), and basically do everything they are not allowed to do in their FREE country? _____________________________________________ come on now....we all know that after you take your wife to a shithole that everything after that looks good, therefore good move.... maybe tree took his wife there for free medical, you know the game. if you go to the hospital they have to treat you reguardless of citizenship or ability to pay. free education, the schools dont have to ask for citizenship, they just give your kid a seat and a special tutor to teach you the language, all at the mexican taxpayers expense. but i know tree, he took his wife to a shithole because he can vote in elections there. they dont check for citizenship at the polls maybe he took her there to give birth....you know the game, drop one in the fields and whala.....a brand new citizen!!! now they wont throw him out because you know....why punish the child by deporting his illegal parents. no wait ....i know, he took his entire family there in a van and sped around dodging the federalies and killing people in the crosswalks doing 90 threw the intersection. wait.......reverse that....

>The nation that you are so anxious to protect from intruders was founded by intruders who decimated the indigenous population and its cutures. I find this entire line of argument hypocritical that is, until an illegal offers to do your job for lets say 50% of what it costs your employer to maintain your standard of living.

http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-06-30voa100.cfm It's not only mexicans people..... 85,000 OTM's (other than mexicans) this year so far put that together with (american armageden) get the picture???? sometime's i think the only way some people will get upset about the border issues is if mexicans show up with tandom ratings and start doing them for $15 g

Damn..... There goes my chance to sell my Crossfire1 and my Nova g

>The parachute was intended to make jumping out of an airplane survivable. Not become a sport unto itself... and airplanes were made for flying, not dropping lawn darts...